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Jul 16, 2012 10:42:57 GMT -8
Post by Naitome on Jul 16, 2012 10:42:57 GMT -8
Apparently, however, he was not finished. Dead enemies did tend to resurrect themselves at their own behest, and Akuharu was forced awake by the still twitching forms of nearly every enemy he'd just wasted his time slaying. Well how about that shit. The kirigakure shinobi stood up slowly, wiping the dirt from his body and holding Akurojin-no-hi in his grip once again, flushed with the feeling that he was in for a long period of running about, flailing his arms like a loon, while getting chased by every horror imaginable and trying to regain some measure of his chakra. Around him, ten wolves rose, the strange squid boy he'd betrayed cobbled itself back together from off-colored slivers of undead flesh, the gray beast with its single horn pushed itself free of its early grave. Basher rose suddenly, one arm dangling, searching for his sword and shield with single minded purpose as the swarm of bats reconstituted from their own ashes and a giant ape swung down on a patch of web, the spider queen unfolding from nothingness itself. Overhead, the shadow of a large eagle passed and the stone golem gathered its body parts and melded itself back together, a deep stone laugh resonating across the battlefield.This doesn't look good.
He said aloud, realizing that his physical strength alone was not enough to overcome the incredible odds stacked before him, and trying desperately to formulate a plan that did not involve his body being eaten in several new ways simultaneously.What kind of stupid shit is this?
He screamed at the top of his lungs, head full of confused thoughts."Well, we can't have you going on and completing missions in an efficient manner. You are a ninja after all. You have to do things one at a time, in as long and pointlessly drawn out a manner as possible, which has been our way for quite some time."
Akuharu looked around for the source of the voice, but could not find it.What the hell are you on about? At the very beginning of the episode, the writers established that I didn't even ask to be here. I got dropped off and drugged or something like that. Where the hell is the director? I don't have to take this shit. I could have been a judge on America's Got Talent...
"Shutup, damn you! We're still filiming! Get back in character you spoiled twit!"
...errr...I mean....What is the meaning of this? What possible ninjutsu could give you control over the dead? Have I not passed your ridiculous tests?
The voice coughed slightly, as Akuharu spied a large glowing red button strapped to each of his enemies, wrapped around them in chains and embedded with the kanji for 'continue'. His brow furrowed, and the voice that seemed to come from everywhere and nowhere at the same time rose up, full of self importance."They were not resurrected. No, no, your missions do not require you to do battle with the undead, after all. They have merely been outfitted with devices that allow them to continue fighting, until we have determined you've done enough to showcase your skill and ability."
So basically, I can hit the big red buttons, and they'll go away? Isn't that sort of high-tech for a semi-edo period anime? I mean...I know there are computers and whatnot, but if you've got technology that can do all that, can't I at least get a gun or something?
"A what? What the hell is a gun?"
Oh shit, I forgot that they don't exist. Never mind. Just have the editors cut that part out, 'kay?
"Still filming!"
OH...right right. I got it.
Akuharu stood against the backdrop of the now darkened arena, under cover of a full moon. His hair blew in the breeze and his shadow seemed to cling to him like a second skin. Akurojin-no-hi was gripped tightly in his hands as he twirled it around, a masterful spin through each of his fingers ending with a fist that pointed the blade towards the line-up of creatures moving towards him. He called to them.I am Akuharu Uchiha, shinobi of the Village Hidden In The Mist, and I will carve my name upon this dark land..with your blood!
He charged at the first of his enemies...ready for the true battle to begin.