now where's that blasted place?![pm for entrance]

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Bones cracked as Eulisses walked along. Using his spear as a cane, the old master walked along the road. The dirt rose every few steps to cause the man to cough. Mr. Upir stumbled about down the road, following it and the river parallel to it towards what he thought to be his destination. After a few minutes Eulisses became bored of his surroundings and his mission at hand. He knew there was a better way to find this village, he just needed a minute to think of it. He sat his tired bones down and leaned his back against a tree.

"Oh confound it all... where is that.... that.. th- zzzzzzzzZZZzzZZz..."

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the old man dozed off in the middle of his sentence.[/font]




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[vetti vedi vicious]

Just going on a stroll around the village, that was the plan. Really, mist gets so humid and can just generally dreary. All of that fog such can be such a downer, you know? The plan here was just to get some real fresh air, some cool morning air without having to feel like she was in a sauna. The birds were chirping, the trees glowing radiant green from the fresh showers as well as the grass. For such an occasion, Kirino just simply decided to wear sandals instead of bothering with socks or shoes or any such thing. That aside she sported some running shorts (which she had never actually ran in, naturally), a light-weight yellow sweater (just for the hood), and a bland, loose hanging yellow t-shirt.

She had to rub her eyes, looking ahead. The majestic landscape was almost too much for her to take in! Then something odd stuck out. Something pale, kinda gross, mushy. What the hell? She actually took the effort to sprint ahead to see what it was, an as she approached, it became clear. It was an old guy! Kirino loved old guys! They were so funny, even though they smelled bad. Really bad. As she got even closer, something else dawned on her. The man wasn't moving.

He didn't look /that/ old. Maybe he was just taking a nap? She got nice and close to the man, then shook him. Well, this made it pretty evident that he, as most other men did, smelled awful. His hair was really long too! Wasn't he hot under all of those clothes? So many questions, but no answers. He just wouldn't wake up. Must've been really tired. Well, maybe-

Maybe he was dead.

Oh god! She put a hand over his chest, trying to feel for his heartbeat.

Nothing.

Well, the reality of the matter was his fucking robe was just way too god damn thick for her to feel it though there, but how was she supposed to realize that? He was fucking DEAD! In a panic, she took him by the collar of his huge god damn robe, and began to drag his smelly ass corpse on the ground towards the gates. Maybe the medics could revive him or something! There was no time to think (not that she would have done any real thinking if she did have any time), only action. Gotta get moving before he craps his pants or whatever happens when people die.

[V E L]

[exits the thread with vedi carrying my "dead" body.]