All In One (missions/private)

[Toru]

Walking through the hushed streets of Kumogakure was Toru; donning his normal attire, which was a black wife beater, a pair of black slacks, and his dark blue sandals. If one was truly watching him, they would be able to see the numerous amount of tattoos on his forearms, but more importantly 一 his massive scar. The scar took up most of the youth's light colored skin back.

But that wasn't really important, what was important, was the mission, which he had today. The Airontoku was assigned to several missions, in hope to make it in time for the chuunin exams. The exams, which he knew he could pass with ease. He was planning to meet up with one of his teammates, whom he really didn't know much about. All he truly knew about the kid, was the fact he was in the Shikigami; those people were known to be dangerous, very dangerous.

Nonetheless, he arrived at the area, which he notified the boy to meet him at. The place was at a park, where several benches were place around the area, each bench was painted with a blue hue, and the trees were as big as ever. "This kid better be here on time, if he isn't I swear I'm going to kill him." He stated to himself, while eyes began looking all over the place, not knowing exactly what to look at; he was dying over boredom already.

And when times began to get boring, he began to make loud noises. Thin lips parted, and the boy began to make weird loud noises, to kill the silence, which surrounded him. It was as if, he was trying to buy time, for something, or mostly for someone. The more time that pass, the more louder he began to get, and maybe he would probably stop, when the boy arrived.

He didn't even know what his mission was on honestly, all he knew was that it dealt with some dog, and a ugly dog at that.

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name; barking mad!
rank; c
description; It seems some wild dogs broke out of the village vet and are terrorizing the village. The pack of four dogs were in the vets being treated for rabies, but have escaped and are on the loose. If anyone is bitten by the dogs then they could contract the disease, so it is of the most importance that the dogs are brought back into the custody of the vet clinic. Your mission is to capture the dogs (one dog per mission) and return them to the vet, but make sure you are not bitten, or any villagers.
reward; 50 experience, 1,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; two openings, credit vegapunk

[symple—]

Duties. Such tedious matters that were required of those of Shinori's profession, so to speak. A ninja's job was never done, even the most mundane of tasks required of his kind were expected to be executed with diligence and tact. Of course with the incoming Chuunin Exams, even more pressure was placed on the success of said missions, course Shinori still cared little for these silly assignments that his superiors so eagerly called missions.

Time was of little essence to Shinori at the moment, he had reserved the necessary amount of missions for himself and his comrade, and there was still a decent sized window between now and the actual exams, yet his companion didn't seem to take note of that. Already, the boys presence more than obvious, his impatient nature forcing him to disturb the somewhat peaceful nature around him. This might be more of a job than first expected.

"You really gotta relax you know. Stressing is just gonna shorten your already miniscule life span." The nonchalant walk of the paper clansmen would show the outer glow of his inner thoughts. It wasn't to say that the missions were unimportant, but they certainly weren't worth ruining your life over. After all, there were many more exams to come.

"So from what I read, were dog hunting, you good with em?"

[Toru]

Vermillion hued pools gawked at the boy in a perplexing manner, for Toru did not know who this boy was. After several minutes of pondering on who this boy could be, the Airontoku soon realized this was his partner/teammate — allowing him to calm his nerves. He got out of his seat, standing face to face to the boy, analyzing the male from head to toe; digits rubbing underneath his chin, while doing such. "Hmmm, so do all Shikigami look like this? Long hair, and gold eyes? Or is that just you?" He questioned the boy in a puzzle-like tone.

Even though Toru was nineteen, he remained childish in his behavior, not caring about what others thought.

"We're capturing a dog? Piece of cake, all we need to do is set up a trap, lure him in, and BLAPBLAP he's caught." He quickly began to plot about how to capture the dog, but soon came back to reality. He glanced over to his teammate again, waiting for further instructions to what the two need to do. Do they have to begin now or what? This was Toru's first mission and he didn't have the slightest clue on how to begin. "Do you want to set up a trap, find him, and taunt him, then make him chase you back to capture him in the trap?" He waited for a response.

The two needed to hurry up and get on the move to finish this mission, because they had much more on the way. Toru began to make his weird noises again, while he waited for a plan or something to signal to begin. Today he was going to allow his paper friend to be captain for now, but later on the Airontoku was going to take over, shit was about to go down.

[symple—]

The strange stare Shinori received from his new found comrade was unsettling to say the least, it was like he was being visually raped or something. The disturbing scowl seemed to disappear as fast as it came fortunately, it wasn't hard to guess that this guy was an odd one, even by ninja standards. "Nah, I'm just the odd man out I guess, course then again not all of us have a uniform look." A mostly normal answer to a foreign question, no one ever really delved into stuff like that with Shinori.

It was easy to tell he was a talkative one as well, already blabbering at the mouth about how to effectively completely the mission, it was actually slightly amusing, until of course his actual idea came to be heard. Running from dogs wasn't really on his resume, not to mention there were probably thousands of better ninja to use as bait. Then again, maybe another ninja was exactly what they needed.

"Me? Run from a dog? For 1,000 shitty Ryo? I'm good on that, but your plan just might work." A certain glint could be seen in the youthful Shikigami's eye, choosing not to verbally fill his partner in but better yet show him. Repetition would be made as an ally₁ would be birthed to aid the two aspiring genins on their quest for power. A spitting image so to say, maybe Shinori would be getting chased today, just maybe not the one you would expect.

"I'm pretty sure this guy can handle that part." A slight smirk appearing as he pointed at his chakra imbued offspring. Who said hard work always consisted of working hard?

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₁ - Paper Clone

[Toru]

A thin eyebrow arched up in surprise to the clone, which had formed before his eyes. He was impressed because he never met a Genin who could form a Bunshin, and a successful one at that; this truly tickled his fancy. "I like the way you think man," he stated towards the youth, while he began to walk off towards a tree nearby. "I'm going to set up the trap you go find him with your clone, the time you two make it back, is the time I will be done."

Digits took hold of a kunai, which rested in his pouch that was on his hip. Toru was good with his hands, so making a trap wasn't going to take him long at all, he climbed the tree and began to cut its branches, leaves, and etc.

[symple—]

A slight bow would be his response to the verbal praise of his new found ally. Nothing like a plan coming together, now it was just time to finish it up. He would leave Toru to his own devices as he actually went to find the dog, the plagued canine running freely through the village was in no way positive for Kumo. His search was diligent, splitting the duty between himself and his clone, the latter of the two proving faster thanks to its light composition.

It wasn't hard finding a trail that would led to the furry culprit, knocked over trashcans were like a beacon to the whereabouts of Fido, the trail getting warmer with each corner turned. It wouldn't take long to lure the infected pet back to the trap, of course that all hinged upon if it was ready or not. "Here boy, come on out, come on, there's somewhere you need to be."

[Toru]

When his comrade went off to capture the dog, Toru was almost done with his trap. All that was left was to cover it up, which he quickly did with a set of leaves. The trap was a pit hole, and at the body was a net, which would capture the beast of a pet. But was it going to work? He prayed that the dog wasn't going to chew his way out or anything of the such; only time could tell.

He waited at the top of the tree, scanning out where his partner could be. "Ughhhhh he's taking forever again!"

[symple—]

Bingo! Who was that rummaging through garbage? It damn sure wasn't the Raikage, a feeling of accomplishment quickly washing over Shinori as he laid eyes on the escaped dog. At first look you could tell he had been getting into trouble all day, covered in garbage, foaming at the mouth from his contagious affliction. Shinori would watch from a distance as his clone moved closer, whistling to capture the attention of the beast. Unfortunately, this dog's day out must not have been as good as he hoped, looking up with rage filled eyes as he began to bark at the paper copy.

"This should be interesting." The words to a no doubt eventful process as the howling beast rushed towards the paper clone, now fully sprinting back towards the original location where they all first met. All the while, Shinori watching from behind, enjoying the somewhat humorous sight as he enjoyed his stroll. Gotta love it when a plan comes together. It was only a short while before they reached the meeting place, all that was left was to trap the little fucker.

[Toru]

After waiting for a good while now, Toru saw from a distance his comrade (the clone to be more exact). "Finall fucking ly!" He stated, while laughing at the man running from the dog, it was a funny scene, tooooo funny to be more exact. And soon enough the man ran right into the pit with the dog, and Toru quickly pulled up the rope, which was attached to the net.

Inside was the capture dog and a shit load of paper, which the dog was slobbering all over it. "Nasty..." He stated, while dragging the dog on the floor, which was still in the net. "Here, take him to the clinic, since I did all the work hoe." Toru was serious, and quickly tossed the rope to his partner, who would eventually make it back here. Now they had a couple more missions.

[symple—]

"Whatever you say slut." Already with the rude remarks? This was definitely gonna blossom into something interesting. Shinori finally putting in some physical labor of his own as he took the rope tying the back shut. He would fling it over his right shoulder as he would begin his trek to the veterinarian, luckily the office was close by so it wouldn't take long. All the while the vicious jerking of the dog would alert Shinori that it was far from happy about its current confinement.

"Will you sit the fuck still back there, you're gonna be out in like, two minutes." And two minutes it was, the sight of the front door of the vet office in sight placing a successful smirk on the young Shikigami's face. He would enter into a mostly empty office, only a few occupied it, hoping they could get their pets looked at, of course the workers took his entrance with much more urgency, quickly rushing him into the back so they could confine the dog.

[Toru]

"Better hoe!" He replied back, while he waited for his partner to arrive, to notify that the mission was a success. All that was left now, was nine more fuckin' missions. Life was a bitch, and Toru didn't want to bang her, because she was being ugly at the moment. "Ughhhh~ Another mission to do, WHY!?"

[symple—]

The workers would request that Shinori stay a bit longer and aid in the vaccination of the dog, they needed someone to keep him contained so he didn't escape like that time. Seeing as most of the actual trouble was behind him, he obliged. Creating another paper clone, it would hold down that frightful canine as he squirmed and jerked everywhere, aiming for freedom. The vet cleaned the area and quickly gave it a sedative, at first seeming to be ineffective, but slowly calming the dog until it finally fell into an induced sleep. Praises would once again be given to the genin for his helpful service, quickly leaving the vet behind to begin the vaccination process.

"Guess that was simple enough, still nine more to go though." A certain tinge of disappointment escaping with the latter part of his statement as he traversed the small part of the village that separated him and Toru, his imagination slowly coming into play as he wondered how these other nine missions would go. "Today might be longer than I first thought..." His stroll finally coming up on the figure of his comrade, obviously eager to start whatever their next mission would be.

[Toru]

"Ughhh, fuck my life. I should have became a chef or something, let's go." He stated to his comrade, as he began to walk towards the next location. The mission they were planning to do was going to be rather interesting, for they needed to babysit. Something Toru never planned on doing, EVER in his lifetime. "Dude, we're babysitting believe this shit?" He didn't even believe this shit, because he hated babies, they smelled, and looked like little hitlers at times. But he needed the ryo, so what the hell, needed to get it over with sooner or later. After several minutes he arrived at the door.

He knocked on the door, and already you can hear the baby cry in the background. The man open the door, stepping out and the women just passed the baby to Toru, and left. No manners, and now in his hand was the crying baby, who he quickly passed off to his partner. "How about you make that clone of yours to babysit, while I go take a shit." He could feel his belly grumbling, as he quickly ran up the stairs of the household, to the bathroom -- slamming the door. You can hear the farts and smell it too, and it stunk like a mofo.

"Ughhhh!" He groaned, and moaned while he pushed and pushed. It was all daddy-day-camp up in that bathroom, and not even a bomb would want to go in there, yep nasty, very nasty.

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name; babysitting~
rank; d
description; It’s tough to find a babysitter in Kumogakure no Sato. The offices of Kumogakure no Sato has gotten that complaint several times. Sadly, we can’t encourage our non shinobi Kumogakure young adults to take up babysitting as a part time job. Which means there is really only one solution on getting more babysitters within’ Kumogakure no Sato. We give the task to our ever endearing shinobi. That’s right; we’re asking our newly appointed Genin to take up this task. Watch a Kumogakure adult’s baby while that adult or couple go out enjoying their time once in a blue moon. Have fun changing diapers.
reward; 25 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

[symple—]

"I'm pretty sure you would suck at cooking too." A slight jab at his comrade as he tried to make the best of this droll day. The short walk to the next location left Shinori slightly confused, a house? What could they possibly be doing at a house? The exasperated comment of his comrade would quickly clear up his clouded mind though. Babysitting huh, that wasn't too bad, just had to know how to work with the little bundles of energy. "I doubt it will be that bad, kids tend to like me."

The comment would be ignored as Toru would knock on the door, the parents obviously containing cheetah blood within their veins as they swiftly opened the door, quickly dumping the baby off in Toru's arms as they shot past the pair, obviously trying to get as far away as possible, as fast as possible. The spectacle quickly shortened as Toru dumped the baby off in his arms. Obviously he had no talent for watching children.

"Nice to see you suck with kids too, we'll find you a talent sooner or later." More jabs through at his fellow genin as he raced off to violate the family's bathroom. While he handled his business, Shinori would simply close the door behind him an enter the living, rocking the restless baby in his arms as he would calm him, stopping the fearful cry that was escaping his gullet. "See, that's better. You aren't so bad are ya?"

[Toru]

While paper-boy wanted to be all nanny, Toru was still dropping bombs like he was Osama. And after awhile, he opened the door -- releasing the horrible smell within the air, "Now I feel good." His wife beater was off, his button for his pants broke, and now he was just tired, but he had to complete his mission. The Airontoku went towards the kitchen, quickly going towards the fridge, and began to make the baby's food. Even though he never seemed like the type; Toru came from a long line of chefs. He just never truly decided to take that path.

"Bro! While I'm fixing this shit up for this kid. You want anything? No mo, and don't ask for no KFC, you long hair fuck." Yep he sent a jab back, maybe not a good one, but a decent one at least.