The Most Epic Fuckery You'll Ever Witness

[Hopalong]

[OOC: Rules: No first turn handseals, jutsu, or attacks.]


The battlefield was located in an unfamiliar gigantic forest. The forest would not end as far as one's eye could spot. Every tree in the forest has aged well, each one's trunk at least a foot in diameter and rose up into the sky. Lush grass was everywhere, high enough that they could brush against one's ankles softly. Below the grass one could feel a soft soil under their feet. Clouds block out the sun, cooling the environment, but the time is surely in the middle of the afternoon.

In the location, Ass was locked in battle. Perhaps a mission that had gone haywire, whatever the purpose all he knew was that he was stuck in a battle, escape would be difficult. He had no reason to worry though, he was well equipped. He had a sword strapped to his back, and dagger armed at side, and packs full of weapons around his waist. Plus he was confident. I'm the best damn fighter I know. He thought to himself.

Quick to analyze, he inspected his near surroundings. His opponent distanced himself 10 meters away. Yet there were two trees near him. One was only half a meter away to his left, while the other two meters away, in the opposite direction. Having quick cover gave him confidence, as he reached into one of his packs to grab an item.

[Forsaken]

Behind his skeletal mask, The Reaper's lips were drawn into a wide grin. a good fight was hard to come by with so many pussies around. his opposition seemed to wear a similar grin lined with sharp white teeth. This could genuinely be fun depending on how well he could react.

[Hopalong]

Ass had no time to hesitate, and went straight to the assault. He grabbed a canister from his pouch, simulteanously using his other hand to yank the pin off. Then, he used an underhand throw to roll it in the direction of his opponent. Shortly after it would release an abundance of smoke, thick enough to make it impossible to see through. With a radius of ten meters, the smoke would cut off the other man's sight with little effort.

While the smoke covered his movements, Ass began to weave seals. At the same time he moved off in the direction of one of the trees, just in case the man attempted an attack in the general direction of where Ass once stood. Upon finishing six seals, Ass would sink downwards, into the ground.

Now underneath the surface, able to maintain himself there temporarily. Without hesitation, he dashed for his enemy. During this dash, he began another set of seals. His jutsu granted him the ability to sense all above ground presences. He needed this so he could track his opponent's movements, and will be well wary of any movement he makes.

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• 1 Smoke Grenade
  
• Doton Ryouuken (Earth Dominion)
  
• Moguragakure no Jutsu (Mole Hiding Technique)
  
• 1 Prep
  

[Forsaken]

As the man pulled a canister from his big and pulled the pin he jumped from the ground up a tree running out of the while weaving a string of seals. All the while through his movement he could feel his bones writhing with excitement and just as he broke through the smokescreen he would jump from the tree while finishing the seals.

On contact with the ground he would press himself low as his bones would flood the ground rapidly spreading out and curving up out of the ground adding in Rave's own bone forest to the natural ones. His bone spires would bloom underground flooding out rapidly to fill the surrounding area up to 20 meters away from him surely capturing the enemy no matter where he had tried to escape too.

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Sawaribi no Mai (Dance of the Young Ferns) (300)
Rank: S
Type: Supplementary / Kaguya Nintaijutsu
Range: See special!
Handseals: No.
Chakra: Massive [initial] / High [bone merger]
Special: The act of Sawaribi is the Kaguya's ultimate dance, when they extend their calcium compression in all directions in the form of a deadly bone forest comprised of lethal bone spikes. The bone forest covers forms a perfect circle of bone forestry all around the user, a wide spread occurring with the user in the middle; bones can dig underground and reach up to into the sky. The spikes extend at the rate of 2 meters per second, and cover a 10 meter range. During this final dance and for the rest of the battle, only Kaguya jutsu may be used. User may enter and exit forest as long as they wish, but once they exit the thread in which it was made, forest becomes useless. Finally, the user can merge with any nearby bone structure and move at impressive speeds (double normal!) by merely reforming their bodies within the forest at their behest. Can only be used one per thread, and once the Kaguya leaves the thread in which they used this on, they must RP out a 'calcium restoration RP' which involves the clan member restoring their depleted calcium levels through whatever creative means necessary. The length of this RP must equal the amount of posts used by the clan member in the battle where the bone forest was used.
Description: Sawarabi no Mai is the fifth of five dance forms, and therefore, the final one. After activating their highest level of special chakra, the Kaguya quickly grows a multitude of tall spikes from his body to create a large forest of bone. The bone genesis takes place shockingly on an almost instant level, and since it shares the unique bloodline trait that renders all bones as hard as steel, they will move effortlessly to strike anything in its path and render it a slashed up mush. While in this form, the Kaguya can merge into the bone trees to attack their target from whichever spike they want to, moving at frightening speeds from within their fortress of ivory. It is by far the Kaguya’s grandest display of calcium proliferation.
Drawback: Kaguya. Must know 'S' ranked Calcium Compression.


Hone Isogi (Bone Speed) (25)
Rank: D, C, B, A, S
Type: Passive / Kaguya Nintaijutsu
Range: --
Handseals: No.
Chakra: --
Special: Highest rank known determines the enhanced speed at which the spikes emerge, as well as the range which the bone forest can cover.

D: 4 meters per second // 20 meter range
C: 8 mps // 40 m range
B: 12 mps // 60 m range
A: 16 mps // 80 m range
S: 20 mps // 100 m range

Description: With the right training, the Kaguya will understand how to control their sudden bone dispersal.
Domain: Kaguya. Must know Sawaribi no Mai.

[Hopalong]

While smoke was beginning to emit from the canister, Ass quickly noted that the man began to ascend a tree, weaving seals. As the man began this ascent before the smoke could completely flourish, he was spotted immediately by the chunnin. The opponent made a lunge for Ass, which led Ass to halt his actions. He smiled a little, thinking ,That's too easy...

Rather than form seals, he unsheathed his Gladius. As the man was soaring through air, Ass positioned the blade so that the lunging man would drive his chest right into the blade. Unless he could change his position mid leap, in mere seconds, he screwed himself over. The sword would puncture the enemy's heart and lung if he successfully fell into it.

[Forsaken]

The keen hearing of the reaper within the quiet forest would be soon filled with the squelching sound of death and followed with the sweet sweet trickling of blood as Rave stood among his beautiful forest of death

[Hopalong]

Deepest apologies. Due to the lack of logic contained in this entire battle, the shinobi gods have struck down the battling shinobi with a massive meteor. All are dead. Good game.

[Forsaken]

As the impending meteor fell Rave uttered the words 'Mommy' and slipped into his bone forest, he could feel the snapping and breaking of the multitudes of bones as the meteor crushed and littered them but as the aftermath settled he slipped out of the white void into the blast crater seeing the incinerated skeleton of his opponent he shrugged and went on his marry way.

[Hopalong]

[OOC: Never stated whose bones were crushed lolol]

Surely the man would feel bones being crushed, as they were his bones. And anyone who understand the human body knows having all your bones crushed kills you. Good game.