Destructively Awesome!

[Raglao]

NAME; A REAL BLAZE
RANK; A
DESCRIPTION; WE THOUGHT AN APARTMENT FIRE WAS BAD, TURNS OUT JUST DOWN THE ROAD AN ENTIRE OFFICE BUILDING HAS GONE UP IN A BLAZE. FIVE FLOORS OF RAGING INFERNO AND NOXIOUS SMOKE ARE SEPARATING YOU FROM THE TEN OFFICE WORKERS TRAPPED INSIDE. YOU GET IN THERE AND YOU MAKE SURE EVERYONE MAKES IT OUT, IF EVEN ONE CITIZEN DIES, WE’RE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM.
REWARD; 150 EXPERIENCE, 5,000 RYO
MINIMUM SHINOBI; ONE
MISSION STATUS; INTERMINABLE

Kirigakure's Demon shark warrior was called upon to work with the Mizukage himself, an honorable feature, but to Kiijin himself it wasn't that much of a big deal, namely due to him hardly even knowing him. Nevertheless the hulking, shirtless, man-sharkk stood just outside of the Mizukage's tower, waiting for him to come out. "This guy better not take long, I don't like to wait."

[Fuck Yeah!]

The kage would arrive at the bottom of his sand castle tower, one singular slave carrying him on his back. He enjoyed not having to walk, perk of being awesome he assumed. He wore his typical business suit, though had a large severed head dangling from a chain around his neck. It looked freshly severed.

"Heeeeey broseph, ready to put out this infernizzle?" Still seated on his slaves back.

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"Heh, took you long enough. Slaves eh, you must be quite the guy" Kiijin hadn't feared the Kage nor kissed his ass simply because of his power or his political ranking, as a little teeny tiny shark baby he vowed to never bow down to anyone no matter who they were. Respect was earned. He moved in correlation with his kage, walking shoulder to should, making sure to never fall behind which would seem as if he was inferior. On equal footing, he inquired about the mission information, hoping to extract from the kage as brief synopsis of the objective. "Well, what the hell are we doing today, and before you start explain', its respectful to gives yer name. Kiijin Hoshigaki."

[Fuck Yeah!]

The scaley fuck walking next to me seemed to be a pretty cool guy, though he seemed to lack any amount of super awesomness...OUTSIDE OF BEING A FUCKING SHARKMAN. I mean that's legit. His gills aside, I would hope off my slaves back and begin walking towards our destination, the man directly by me.

"You can call me bitches', that's what my bros call me, bitches' the kage. We're going to put out a giant ass fire by the way. Nigga's meltin and shit. To be honest I just wanna check it out, roast some marshmellows, you know, kick it."

The kage would say with a small laugh before starting to jog towards the blaze.

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"Bitches eh? Heh, I used to eat those as appetizers." Kiijin was a fairly humerus person, just most people refuse to approach him because of his appearance, and if it hadn't been that, it was probably because of the columns of razor sharp teeth that sat in his mouth. "A fire? Not my cup of tea but whatever, its nothing I can't handle, glade I don't have that fragile meat body like these humans do." He broke off into a equal job, remaining juxtaposed to Bitches as they sped down the road. His webbed feet and tripled body weight caused the earth beneath him to crack and tremor like a weak little bitch before touching his ankles. Nevertheless he and his superior were well on their way toward their objectives, using the rising smoke that billowed over distant buildings as their navigator.

[Fuck Yeah!]

It would only take a few moments of jogging through the city for the two men to reach the blazing inferno. Encompassing a large building, at least 7 stories tall, it would truly take a miracle to quench such an imposing flame. Though the kage would seem almost jovial at the opportunity. His eyes lighting up with a child like fervor at the opportunity in front of him.

"You know gills, I think we're gonna have a real fun time doing this."

He'd say loudly, undoing his tie before stashing straight away into the buildings front door.

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Speeding through the streets, passing building after building, the awesome duo finally reached the blazed building. He looked over towards his superior when he spoke, cutting him a quick smirk in return as he followed suit, but like a boss. Instead of taking the front entrance, well he decided to instead use his hulking figure and weight to slam through the wall, thrusting himself into the fires of hell without hesitance. Without even trying he came to find a child curled in a ball - alive but scared. Grabbing him by the back his collar, a quick toss would free him of the fires wrath. The falling impact may have been rough but at least he was alive.

[Fuck Yeah!]

Fires swirling all around Jack and his young companion while they searched the building for any and all survivors. It would only be a moment before the shark lad had a small child in his clutches, then out of his clutches, soaring through the gap Mr. Gills had created just seconds before. Someone was definitely here to save some lives. Too bad the Mizukage wasn't that motherfucker.

Watching the boy soar out the door, he'd quickly form some handseals, sending a ball of magma after the academy student. There was little chance he had to dodge such a technique, evident by how quickly he was dissolved into smoldering magma jelly. What a silly way to go.

[Raglao]

Cole world, no blanket. . .

Well damn, shit just got real. The poor little kid didn't even have time to react before he was overhwhelmed and instantly set ablaze by the Mizukage's lava. Odd, this man was from Kirigakure yet, was born with the use of Youton? Talk about a living contradictory. Nevertheless he didn't mind his mindless killing, beside what the fuck was Kiijin going to do, oppose the mizukage? The very man who pulls every string to every soldier and commanding officer? Kiijing was without a doubt a brute, but he was a smart one that knew his place. The licks of fire began to taste his scaly skin which irritated him beyond madness. With that his right hand quickly went for his blades hilt, namely Ardemus in this case. He released it from its prison while feeding it with chakra which only caused a jet of pressured water to eject from its tapered point. As the geysers of water spilled he waved it around causing the water to whip to and fro like noodles.

[Fuck Yeah!]

Surprisingly Nemo didn't mind you melting the kid into soup, in fact it seemed like he derived some degree of humor from it if anything. Though, the fire obviously wasn't very funny to him at all, evident by the water saber he'd just drawn from the holster. Not a drop of time would drip by before a torrent of cool liquid would spurt forth like a raging river. It's tepid form whipping about, snuffing the nearby flames like a finger on a match stick.

While fins was doing that though, it was time for Jack to go exploring. His scorched skin long immune to the rage of fire would grant him unprecended reign in exploring the building. Dashing up and through the inferno, the Mizukage would pace up the stairs quickly. His burning adventure just beginning.

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Spray, spray, and spray some more, thats all Kiijin could think of doing while doing everything within his almight Hoshigaki power to destory all these flames. In his mind he was nothing more than a valiant knight surround by a pack of ravenous fire breathing dragons that were aiming to snuff the brief candle of his very life, but he refused to let such a thing happen. After seconds of hellish heat and the endless struggle between fire and water, the flames were extinguished, leaving nothing more than a charred room that smelled like wooden death - a pity. He looked around only to notice that the Mizukage took off elsewhere, the bastard. No matter, given his affinity he wasn't of much use in a situation where flames upon flames gathered amongst one another.

The rest of the building had been the water knights castle to seize.

[Fuck Yeah!]

Dashing upstairs, skin boiling with heat at this point, the Mizukage was in his own little wonderland. Fire burning everywhere, dancing around him like a winter ball. Nothing invigorated him more than the heat of a scorched building. Well wait, gummy worms, gummy warms gave him a raging hard on like no other. Delicious chewy confectionaries aside. He be getting hot in dat heat son.

Better than the blinding fire around him though was the degrading wood, the crumbling structure just begging to fall. He would only need to take one look at the damaged interior before he would know exactly what to do. IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME ^0^.

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"C'mon! I'll kill you sons of bitches" Using his legendary aquatic blade once more, a massive wave of rushing water erupted from withing the buildings first floor - Baku suishoha. The ways spilled incessantly from the blades tip, floodiing up the first floor as well as extinguishing the entire floor in an instant, and like a action movie the water continued to rise, chasing after the Mizukage! The waters rushed up the stairs as Kiijjin was now submerged and remained so even as the water continued to rise. He pumped and he pumped squirting his liquid essence even will submerged, acting as a tiny water faucet. Soon enough the waters hit the second floor, extinguishing the fires there, and soon on to the third! OMG BASEDGOD SWAG IF THE MIZUKAGE DIDN'T PUT A PEP IN HIS STEP HE'D BE SWIMMING WITH THE FISHIES -well- 'FISH'.

[Fuck Yeah!]

Entirely lost in revelry, the Mizukage was nearly orgasming at the parade of flames around him. Arms spread wide, spinning in circles, head tilted to the burning heavens. This was truly his moment of bliss, what a shame it would all have to come to an end.

Head snapping back down as his body froze, slowly turning to one side. He knew spinning in circles was for faggots and Jack the Asspounder of Mist Village was no faggot. Immediately he'd release a large circle of flame from his body. An enormous, perimeter pushing arc of fire erupting forth from him. Scorching all that stood in it's way.

It's magma like qualities searing through what little remained of the support beams holding up the building. It's infastructure crashing down fiercely, just as he wanted. Then, nothing. By some Satan'esq stroke of luck, the beams would find a niche to catch, just a small push away from causing the building to topple all around.

"God damnit"

The grand lava lord though to himself, just then though, as though springeth from the bosom of benevolent gods, a fierce wave of water.

"Weeeeeeee"

He'd echo as he watch the water surge forward, knowing full well that it's force would be more than enough to displace the severed beams and send the building itself toppling to the ground. A quick run and front flip out the third floor glass window is all that was needed now. His job most thoroughly completed.

[Raglao]

Man oh man, poseidon's wrath was a bitch even after the old geezer past on centuries ago. Ardemus' water waves grew and grew and refused to stop until it was completely finished. With the water spreading out through the building, its malleable essence twisted, turned, and folded, jarring against the very beams and pillars that kept the building standing. But not for long. The pressures of the water forced their dominance over the building, which caused them to submit under its watery influence - in a nutshell, the building was going DOWN! Feeling that it was time for the buildings life to end, where the Mizukage jumped, all Kiijin did was swim his ass out of a window that shatter from the rising waters pressure. He shot out of the buildings side like a dolphin and flipped to his feet as he landed within a safe distance away.

"Well now that went. . .well shit, i dunno how it what. What say you?"