2nd mission

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Wild Crocodile!
Rank: C
Ninja needed: 1-3
Mission info: A massive crocodile is roaming the countryside. Find it and kill it. Or tame it - the choice is yours!

it must have been around lunch time because i was getting pretty hunger. i normally ate 4 chicken legs, 5 cans of mountain dew,and some gummy bears. but then i heard a girl screaming"Help me" at the top of her lungs

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the minute i heard her voice i stopped everthing i was doing and ran to her. on the way i got distracted by this gorgeous model in a store so i went up to her and said "Hey baby i seen you noticing me so i just want to put on notice that i noticed you too"and she laughed and gave me her number.

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so when she gave her number i was like "i dont want your number i want that thing in between your legs so likes go to my house and get it on". she totally agreed so i took her back to my house and got it in.

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right when i was pulling up my pants i heard another scream. this scream was like no other it actually made me feel quilty but this model was so fricken hot.so i jumped out of my window that ws 6 stroes high and started to run. while i ws running i tripped and hurt my knee. i finally got to her and all i saw was a scaly, hungry motherfucking crocodile while the monster ate the female screaming.

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so i jumped in super close and retreived what was left of the female. i grabbed the crocodille's arm and through him about 90 feet away and he came crashing down on a tree. not knowing i broke several of his fingers he began to be afraid of me. so i took him in as a pet and taught him how to kill people as my new pet and named him spikes.

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after gaining the last few bits of the female i decided to bring her to her family, she was the only daughter of noble an in kirigakure which meant he was in some deep shit. so he put her remainings in a box and sent them to her house, delivery. he then returned home where the sexy female model awaited him.

/exit/

[☆ F ☆]

+6 exp

Mission Failed.