Mail Courier! [M]

[Ohta]

...Assholes.

Did they really think they could outsmart him? First problem. Actually getting the mail. Following his leave of the Kazekage building he had encountered a problem.

..He didn't actually know where the post was. The Post Office, was his first guess however. How smart. But the kid took to it and began making his way around, following signs and posts and the guessings of other people.

Of course, the kid who was starting to get annoyed cursed to himself "Damn, this is starting to get annoying." He decided to wait it out for the moment, and wait for the next passerby. Surely, the next one would know? Doubt it. but eventually someone finally left the building to his left.

"Oy... do you know where the mail house is?" Sou spoke, not caring to choose his words. The older and 'wiser' man looked at him as if he'd grown another head and pointed above Sou's head. Sou quickly glanced up, then back down to the man, and stepped over to him- patting him on the back.

"That was a test, my friend, and you passed." Sou said slowly, stopping momentarily for the awkward silence, but then began to whistle as he entered the mailhouse.

[Ohta]

He left the mail-house, generally unharmed and okay- if you thought losing your pride over a simple sign was okay. With his trusty armband "Jokes." Sou scoffed, as he thought this, and his mail satchel he began his ascent to the rooftops to take point and enter the ghetto district. After some hefty running, and sweating out the boy stopped for a moment, and dropped from his position to quickly drop off one of the mails, and made his way back to the rooftops.

After a little bit of walking Sou found himself along the same street as a civilian Courier. Sou mused to himself suddenly; 'Heck... maybe this guy will lead me to that group, maybe I'd get a little action. Easy action.' and Sou done just that and slowly but surely the gang had appeared. They were three in number, like a triangle formation you could guess. One with an iron pole- scare tactics, that's what it would be to a shinobi. Sou got as close as he could to hear the conversation from behind. The courier had been stopped and had already begun his nervous sweat, making the leader smirk.

"So I heard you had a package to deliver to me now, didn't you?" the courier opened his mouth, and dumbly closed it again, not sure of what to say.
"Yo, shouldn't we just pop this bitch? They keep sending people over here for their mail... that isn't us." the one on the right spoke, keeping his tone as fresh as a older man could sound. The one on the right didn't speak.

"Look, you're going to hand me those Mai-" "JOKES!" Sou from above dropped from his "hiding spot" , landing on the two shoulders of those behind the leader, they definitely weren't smiling now. As Sou landed on their shoulders, he backflipped off. A flashy one. Doing that in front of another Shinobi would've been suicide.

"So uh... midkipz?" the leader opened his mouth to utter something, but was stopped midway following a large senbon through his gums.

Screaming. Joyful screaming. Jokes.

[Ohta]

The three in front of him were temporarily disabled, not that it mattered too much. Relinquishing two kunai from their respective pocket and into Sou's hand, and gripping them he took them to the forms of the currently two unconscious "henchmen" not having to worry too much about the leader who was busy screaming curses. Not that loud though. Sou then jabbed at both of their backs with expert, surgical like hands- they retracted almost as quickly as they came out, and Sou had to pat himself on the back for his foolish ways.

Turning to the leader, on his ass, Sou smiled. "Now for you... Mister Leader. I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to negate your life contract, you've proven to be too much of a pain to me." the fear in the man's eyes was present, and Sou began making predatory like steps towards him, those obsidian like kunai gaining on him. The man tried shuffling back, the Killer intent produced, was too much for him- even from a mere genin. Sou smiled, and his arms arced over his face with both of the kunai, releasing a scream once more.

"That'll teach you." Sou scoffed as he thought to himself not even a fight. Ppp-Pp-AAAAAThetic. Sou went over to the courier, rooted to his spot with opened eyes. "Run along now, you've done me a huge favour." and followed through with the gesture while placing his Kunai away, and he turned back to his handiwork.

The leader was still immobile, still staring at Sou- obviously crapped his pants from the near death experience. The other two however, would find a nice surprise when they wake up. When they stood up they'd be buttnaked. How childish of Sou? He giggled slightly.

Sou began skipping his way to the last destination, and since nobody was there- placed the package through the door and left, back to the mail house.

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He handed 'his' stuff back to them, smiled and left, skipping and whistlin.


/exit

[addy-hime ♥]

SOU: 30 EXP.

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