Scrap (Or: The Dos and Donts of Exercising)
May 24, 2012 15:32:12 GMT -8
Post by Juro on May 24, 2012 15:32:12 GMT -8
Takeda went out to the mountains to train, in order to be a more badass ninja. Unfortunately, he had forgotten the three most important rules of mountain training.
1. Don't ever, under any circumstances, go training in the mountains.
2. If you do go training out in the mountains, don't, under any circumstances, forget to bring plenty of medical supplies.
3. If you do go training out in the mountains and forget to bring plenty of medical supplies, do remember that "bear wrestling" is not on the "Tsuchikage's Accepted List of Genin Training Exercises."
Clearly, you can see where this is going, right? Our hero, Takeda, found a lovely cave out in the mountains. Inside, he could hear the gentle breathing of a sleeping bear. "Excelsior!" he shouted, in an obvious breach of character. "Clearly, there is a formidable bear within that I can wrestle with. This was the greatest idea I have ever had!"
Suddenly, a low-flying albatross smacked Takeda in the face, sending him over the edge of a harrowing cliff. Gravity did the rest.
The moral of this story is: if you're going to wrestle bears, be on the lookout for low-flying albatrosses.
[FIN]
1. Don't ever, under any circumstances, go training in the mountains.
2. If you do go training out in the mountains, don't, under any circumstances, forget to bring plenty of medical supplies.
3. If you do go training out in the mountains and forget to bring plenty of medical supplies, do remember that "bear wrestling" is not on the "Tsuchikage's Accepted List of Genin Training Exercises."
Clearly, you can see where this is going, right? Our hero, Takeda, found a lovely cave out in the mountains. Inside, he could hear the gentle breathing of a sleeping bear. "Excelsior!" he shouted, in an obvious breach of character. "Clearly, there is a formidable bear within that I can wrestle with. This was the greatest idea I have ever had!"
Suddenly, a low-flying albatross smacked Takeda in the face, sending him over the edge of a harrowing cliff. Gravity did the rest.
The moral of this story is: if you're going to wrestle bears, be on the lookout for low-flying albatrosses.
[FIN]
