White Men Can't Fly [scrap]
Aug 24, 2012 22:51:11 GMT -8
Post by Django on Aug 24, 2012 22:51:11 GMT -8
Xenos was in euphoria.
It wasn't often that he treated himself to something as delectable as a blue-berry and vanilla pie, so whenever he decided to do so he always enjoyed the hell out of the experience.
He was situated nearly 100 feet in the air, cross-legged on a magnetically charged silver-iron disk, when the assault came.
The bastard seagull charged in from the north, focused utterly on getting its mangy beak on that blueberry-vanilla pie. So immersed in his delectable meal, Xenos saw the avian fuck-face a moment too soon. The seagull slammed smack into the boy's face, spazzing wildly about as it attempted to sample the Zanetsuken's delicious treat.
So unexpected was the blow that Xenos could barely bring his arms up in time. He fought with the bird, swatting at it and flailing about wildly.
"Get yur' stinkin beak off my pie you damn dirty bird!" He spat through grit teeth. Such was the effort he exuded in fighting the thief that the boy forgot to keep his bearings on the iron disk keeping him afloat.
The boy and the bird slipped off of the disk and tumbled through the air, wrestling for dominance, with the pie as the priiiiize.
Finally, Xenos managed to end the conflict. Grabbing purchase, the boy bit down roughly right on the seagull's beak, severing it from the rest of its body. Defeated and fucked up for life, the bird relinquished control of the pie to its rightful owner and sped off to lick wounds that would never heal.
"Yes!" Xenos exclaimed, pumping his fist in triumph. "That's what you get you son of a bitch!" He cradled the pie in his arms, never ever intending to let go-
- and then splattered into the ground terminal velocity, simultaneously bursting every organ and pulping every bone in his body. He was killed instantly.
A flock of seagulls landed amidst the boy's corpse and began to pick at the blueberry-vanilla pie.
/dead
It wasn't often that he treated himself to something as delectable as a blue-berry and vanilla pie, so whenever he decided to do so he always enjoyed the hell out of the experience.
He was situated nearly 100 feet in the air, cross-legged on a magnetically charged silver-iron disk, when the assault came.
The bastard seagull charged in from the north, focused utterly on getting its mangy beak on that blueberry-vanilla pie. So immersed in his delectable meal, Xenos saw the avian fuck-face a moment too soon. The seagull slammed smack into the boy's face, spazzing wildly about as it attempted to sample the Zanetsuken's delicious treat.
So unexpected was the blow that Xenos could barely bring his arms up in time. He fought with the bird, swatting at it and flailing about wildly.
"Get yur' stinkin beak off my pie you damn dirty bird!" He spat through grit teeth. Such was the effort he exuded in fighting the thief that the boy forgot to keep his bearings on the iron disk keeping him afloat.
The boy and the bird slipped off of the disk and tumbled through the air, wrestling for dominance, with the pie as the priiiiize.
Finally, Xenos managed to end the conflict. Grabbing purchase, the boy bit down roughly right on the seagull's beak, severing it from the rest of its body. Defeated and fucked up for life, the bird relinquished control of the pie to its rightful owner and sped off to lick wounds that would never heal.
"Yes!" Xenos exclaimed, pumping his fist in triumph. "That's what you get you son of a bitch!" He cradled the pie in his arms, never ever intending to let go-
- and then splattered into the ground terminal velocity, simultaneously bursting every organ and pulping every bone in his body. He was killed instantly.
A flock of seagulls landed amidst the boy's corpse and began to pick at the blueberry-vanilla pie.
/dead
