Taking Care of the Rich and Infamous [Mission]

[Muu Yanagi]

This Guy was a Joke!
Ever since Muu had meet up with the man at his residence, he’d been bombarded with the man’s personal plans of how he was to best guard him. He had actual written plans and diagrams of how Muu was suppose to do his job! And honestly he was overthinking things way to much and nothing he was saying as making complete sense.

Muu was left for at least the first hour after arriving at his well gated manor, sitting in a lush chair, and if you could only imagine a kid like Muu stuck in one place fro a long period of time, forced to listen to the structure someone wished to implement on his life.. well you would imagine it wouldn’t be a pretty sight. By the end of the ‘briefing” Muu’s head was all the way back and he was staring blankly at the celling with his mouth open.

The man’s face grew highly irritated at the lack of respect given by the young shinobi and made it clear in expression and tone.
”Have you been listening at all?! What the hell kid??”

Muu’s head snapped up and looked at him, mouth closing and lazy eyes blinking in question.
”Oh are you finished?”

In a frustrated flurry the man left the room, determined to stick to his plans, yelling back at the kid as he went.
”What the hell ever Im going to get my disguise on, meet me in the courtyard you useless piece of…”

Muu’s entire body perked up as the man’s vice trailed off and he jumped with joy as he finished the man’s sentence and bolted for the courtyard!
”CANDY!!”

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Mission Start

PROTECT THE CILENT!
RANK: C
DESCRIPTION: Ever since Roji Yamamoto made his wealth through slightly more shady means, he hasn't exactly been one of the most favoured people in the public eye. And because of that, each time he steps out of the house, he's bombarded with threats, rotten vegetables and fruit, and has one or twice been almost attacked on the streets. Being wealthy can't buy you popularity all of the time, but it can purchase a bodyguard if only for a temporary time.
OBJECTIVE: Escort Roji throuought Kusa as he does day-to-day things, buy groceries, visit the park and any tasks that require him to leave his home. Protect him from people who might want to hurt him!
PAY: 50 EXP and 1,000 Ryo.

[Muu Yanagi]

Now, Muu was often prone to crazy and bizarre things, but what he was met with in the courtyard of the man’s estate was something he, in all his randomness couldn’t expect. Muu’s expression had turned wide and surprised and he bowed respectfully fro some reason. But facing him, entering the courtyard, was not a man but a women in a red flowery dress and large sun hat matching her outfit. The face was hidden but the bill of the round hat but long light red curls fell down past her shoulders as she walked into the sunlight of the courtyard.
”What the hell are you doing boy?! Get the hell up and lets get going damn you…”

Muu looked up in surprise for the voice was ruff and all to man like. And the face.. oh god the face! A man’s face for sure, a little stubble still present and patches of make-up more or less belonging in the circus as the ugly bearded women. But Muu was un-phased by that. He instantly jumped up and began adjusting the hat for apparently it was crooked a bit.

That right, Muu still thought It was a women and more concerned with the attire then with the obviously fake disguise and really a sad attempt of imitating women if you spared more then a passing glance. Muu responded, clearly confused.
”Sorry ma’am. But I can’t leave till Mr. Yamamoto gets here. Personally I wouldn’t mind leaving him behind. He’s kind of a Bee’s ass. hahahaha”

Muu even nudged ‘her” at his joke as he laughed, never noticing the infuriating expression on the man’s face as if steam were building inside him.
”DAMN YOU I’M ROJI YAMAMOTO YOU LITTLE BASTARD! THIS IS MY DISGUISE!!”

Steam rising from his ears as he finished as Muu blinked at him, questioning the outburst.
”Well no need to yell miss. As soon as Mr. Yamamoto gets here we’ll be on our way. Geezzz”

Muu rubbed the back of his head as if he was getting frustrated with this crazy women claiming to be a man.. how silly. Roji looked at him in stunned question for a minute.. and then as if defeated began walking to the door.
”Fine, in that case he said he wasn’t feeling well. You can just take me out?”

Muu’s face livened up as he nodded.
”Oh that’ll be fine! I’d much prefer your company over mr. grumpy butt any day. Lets go then!”

And they were gone out into the village! An excited and beaming Muu escorting an extremely manly glum looking women trying awfully hard to hide her face.. but who wouldn’t if they were out in public with Muu right?

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[Muu Yanagi]

They spent the first hour or so, Yamamoto leading the way through his predetermined course, still highly cautious as he rounded corners and really skittish at nearly every loud noise. It was as if he expected the crowd to come charging around the corner at any minute with torches and pitchforks ready to chase him out of town.

Muu couldn’t care less, and hardly noticed, often rambling off to himself or even possibly talking to him/her. He Wasn’t worried about a thing in the world while on the opposite end of the scale Roji looked like he could pop a blood vassal from sheer fright. They went about a few daily chores, getting a few odd looks as they should. A young strange looking green haired short haired kidding talking to himself and a frightened manly looking women in a red dress. Quite the pair.

After roughly 2 hours of getting things done around the village, Roji still looked as scared as ever, although a few bags heavier, and Muu was more tired and bored, but still mumbling to himself. That’s when some people started paying some more attention to them.

A little group of roughly 3 guys, spaced out but definitely following he odd duo. They were apart of an old gang known as the Black Hands, a group that Roji Yamamoto had personally screwed over in a big way, resulting in their leader getting busted years ago, in a power play to make some money. It had worked out for Roji, but it was looking like his past was catching up, well.. more like creeping up on him today.

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[Muu Yanagi]

The Black Hands were now lead by the sons of the previous leader whom Roji had seen to the arrest of. And before they were leading the “family business” they were training to be shinobi. Not exactly the kind of people you’d want to have as your enemy but for Roji Yamamoto, they were just the kind of people he was trying to hide form today.

They had heard from their people that he was out and about with a little green haired kid and he was dressed as a women, figures. They always knew the man was weird this just proved it. So they had some guys tail them relaying back their travels and what they were doing and where they were heading and such. Figuring out when the best time to strike would be. Finally they had their plan and just had to wait for the unlucky duo to fall into the trap they had set.

It didn’t take long for them to wander to the right ally way, Roji thinking it’d be the best to avoid the crowd and possibly problems, never knowing this could be his biggest mistake yet. As they wandered down the ally, Muu hardly paying attention and rambling on to himself, tired looking and bored of all this constant walking, the Black Hand struck.

As they walked Roji decided he had had enough of the incessant blabbering of the kid and turned, ready to go off on him, only to be met by a tall stone wall speeding across from the wall to the right, racing to close off the ally way. To stunned by the sudden event, both Muu and Roji could only stare wide eyed as they were separated by the stone wall that stood at least 15 feet high. Two men walked up behind Muu, grinning wickedly and cracking their knuckles as the green haired boy turned to look at them quizzically.

The main even however, was on the other side of the wall, Three men came to assault Roji, tossing the man to the ground, tearing the dress and sending bags of things everywhere. This was not a pleasant sight if you could only visualize. The hat had fallen and the red wig was askew, fright mixing with the bad make-up job as the three men circled in on their prey and two figured dropped down, blocking the only escape left. Those were the figures of the ex-shinobi gang leaders who were ready to take revenge for their fathers treatment.
’Well now Mr. Yamamoto. You look a little frightened. Try not to pass out on us cause it’s only gonna get worse. Haha”

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[Muu Yanagi]

Well this was a crappy turn of events. Or in the least surprising. Muu had been separated from his charge and two thugs had tried to beat the hell outta him. They were met with another surprise when they were both sent to the ground, one missing a few teeth after behind punched rapidly in the face, the other, after being drained of his minuscule amount of chakra, was then kicked so hard into the wall behind him that the stone cracked and he was left unconscious on the floor or the ally.

Now he was inspected the wall that blocked him from Roji. Simple enough, it didn’t appear to be very thick and while he could easily get over it he would rather make a door. So after gathering his strength he hit it with his Cherry Blossom impact, the great strength easily reducing he wall to rubble.

However on the other side just as the men were advancing on a frightened Roji Yamamoto, the wall erupted in an explosion of force and rained stone, causing pause and even more confusion. Muu walked through the now empty space, the dust from the ruined stone swirling around him, hands in his pockets as his strength gathered. His first look was to his charge, and then surprise crossed his face!

Not at the fact that two of the three men who had been circling the cross dresser were unconscious, maybe hit by the falling stones, but the surprising fact to Muu was that Mr. Yamamoto was there, wearing the ruined dress! With everyone frozen in shock and surprise, Muu pointed an accusing finger at the man-women and shouted as if he were having a eureka moment.
”HEY! Your Mr. Yamamoto!!”

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[Muu Yanagi]

”Hey kid! What the hell do you think your doing?!

One of the brothers yelled, his voice filled with anger as he snarled more then yelled at the boy! Then he looked through the smoke and saw their men on the ground helplessly and motionless and the anger turned to shock as he nudged his brother.
”Samui, this kid isn’t normal! Look!”

He said pointing through the rubble at their men. Roji tore his eyes off Muu, to glance at the brothers, then back at the boy and yelled with all he could muster!
”They’re trying to kill me! Do Something!!”

With that, Muu blinked, then looked to the brothers who were in a heated discussion about what they should do next, when Muu took off for them. Before they knew what had happened, Muu was behind one of them, using his chakra vacuum technique to drain away all his chakra, rendering him limp and near unconscious on the ground. The other brother looked at the green haired boy in shock, only to yell at him and begin weaving hand signs.
”You bastard! You’ll pay, you’ll pay for all of this you Broccoli headed bastard!”

Broccoli…. He called him broccoli! Muu’s expression grew shocked, eyes as if he had gone mad and as the last brother unleashed a blast of fire from his mouth, Muu Jumped over it, then jumped again in mid air, aimed towards him, thrusting a punch into his face that’d send him wall off his feet, and through a stone wall.

Landing and still furious, Muu yelled at the man, bleeding and unconscious, Muu yelled at him.
”NEVER COMPARE ME TO THAT BASTARD!!”

Roji Yamamoto could only watch in confusion and stunned disbelief at the little rambling bastard who had just destroyed the heads of a dangerous gang…

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[Muu Yanagi]

The day didn’t last much longer. After the attempted …. Well bad incident for Mr. Yamamoto he was ready to retreat back to his Manor and hide away again. After collecting his things Muu took him home which he was all the more thankful for the help Muu had given and rather then the attitude he’d been giving the kid all day, he was extremely kind and generous and almost as if he were walking on glass, afraid to set the green haired boy off.

Muu didn’t really care, he was still kinda sad someone had compared him to broccoli… he hated that ass hole and wanted nothing to do with the little vegetable menace. He was Muu’s nemesis after all. So Muu just left, without many words said which was different and strange frankly, fro his behavior. But he wanted to put the incident behind him and set out to destroy some broccoli to make himself feel better.

With another mission complete Muu would go collect a reward and set out to his won devices.

Mission End

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[♠Solo♠]

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