My nigga pwn
Apr 8, 2013 17:25:44 GMT -8
Post by Bit on Apr 8, 2013 17:25:44 GMT -8
The story begins with Mizu no Kuni…
Mizu no Kuni was once a country filled with ravenous killers, all of them being dirty samurai from sent Tetsu no Kuni by their equally filthy shogun. The one who lead them was the “Legendary Style Copying Samurai”, Soulja Boy. Soulja was feared throughout his land for his mastery over multiple shinobi styles, with the only exception being his born as a samurai. Aiming to spread his reign across Mizu no Kuni, having already become a Captain Tetsu no Kuni, Soulja took control by learning about the shinobi, and defeating them with their own techniques.
By the time Soulja was done, every island was captured. The shinobi clans had lived on the island prior knew it was time for them to come together, and step up to the one who had stolen each of their styles. However, upon confronting him, they realized, with each attack, that everything he was doing was something they were doing. In turn, they were denied the glory of victory, and killed where they stood. Only a few members survived, but those who did survive went into hiding and were never heard from again. With all opposition thwarted, he began profiting off his wealth of knowledge.
This was until another man stepped up. He was not as popular as Soulja in Mizu no Kuni, but was equally, if not more, known than him in Tetsu no Kuni, and went by many name Lil B, the “Based God”. Bringing his own unique art with him, known as “Cooking Style”, Lil B expanded it to where even the shinobi were capable of learning it, and taught them all. Each were given the title of “Cooking-nin”, and broken into 3 categories based on their cooking skills. Those capable of cooking 1 and 2 star meals were known as “Novice Chef”, and those capable of cooking 3 and 4 star meals were known as “Pro Chef”, but only those capable of cooking 5 star meals were acknowledge as “Master Chef”.
Lil B, himself, was easily capable of dishing out 5 star meals, but needed the positive energy of the people to get himself going. Shouting “Swag” and “Woop” with Lil B as he consecutively dished out 5 star meals capable of overpowering the stomach of Soulja. Having iron lungs, he tried to resist, but the people started helping, each of them dishing out their own meals. Brought to his knees while observing, Soulja mastered 5 star cooking, and responded accordingly by hitting them with their own taste. Left with no options, combining their chakra with Lil B, they created the legendary 6 star meal.
The 6 star meal not only filled up Soulja, but it caused him to explode. After seeing their captain, Soulja, be killed, the samurai gave Lil B the position. Traveling back to his land, the moment he returned to Mizu no Kuni, he had already acquire 30 bitches from every famous household in Tetsu no Kuni, including the mom of the shogun, known as “Madame Pretty Bitch”. Proud that Lil B did what he did, she official made him the “Pretty Bitch” before dying of a deadly orgasm. Of course, this was only from looking at Lil B.
The “Master Chef” and “Pretty Bitch” was eventually worshipped as “Based God”, where he began to spread positivity, and banned fighting. Creating the “Based Bible”, those who broke the “10 Based Commandments” were exiled from his country, and those who followed it with all their heart were allowed to visit him in “Based World”. Sitting on his thrown, with his tiny shirt and tiny jeans, he began to cook, smiling so hard that his gold grills blinded the infinite amount of bitches spread across the floor. Each of them turned lesbian, but provided brain whenever he needed an idea.
