Tsuchikage Tower~
May 4, 2012 6:20:44 GMT -8
Post by Big Black Fish on May 4, 2012 6:20:44 GMT -8
The sight of the Tsuchikage Tower frightened me. I'll be honest. I had one thought, and one thought only: "Funny the Kage is a girl, because I couldn't help but think she was compensating for something if she were a man." It was an old wives adage, a King with a large castle had a small... anyways, I was frightened. Other than the fact that it was vibrantly bright to the point where it blinded you, like a fluorescent yellowy, lime green light bulb that spit rays at you more fervent than the sun, and the cascading bridge that resembled a deflated rainbow, random trees sprawling out of the architecture that added no beauty or structural benefit whatsoever and the coloring appeared as though someone took a shit and rubbed it around the walls then proceeded to bleed on it... it was actually quite a beautiful building.[/blockquote]
Crossing the deflated rainbow, I walked directly toward the light against all instruction from every movie scene where someone is slipping in and out of consciousness and the other guy is yelling "stay away from the light!". Though I felt like I was dying and going directly into the light that took me far away from reality as I knew it, a seismic shift in decorum occurred that equaled that of the tectonic plates of the earth converging to create a grand earthquake of catastrophic proportions. The inside was actually quite... ravishing. I wonder if they did that on purpose? Make the outside look like hell so the inside looked like... what, heaven? Yea, it was a psychological thing those bastards. Damn near genius if you ask me. Decorated with the finest touches here and there and probably riveting history behind it all as well. I have to say that made me a little more comfortable. My shoes clippity-clopped along the marble floor that appeared to have been hand shined only a moment ago, emanating an opulent glow to it all. Approaching the desk, I spoke in a soothing manner that even surprised me. Apparently I was overtaken by the grand beauty of the inside compared to the dastardly outside."~Hello there~. Ahem... Whoa. Yes. Uhh, Hi. Uchiha Fusion Chuunin of the allied Village Kumogakure requesting a meeting with the Tsuchikage if you would be so kind, beautiful."What the fuck was that? What am I doing, seducing her? I don't know what that was, but this places freaks me out.