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Elevated against the side of a surrounding mountain range that protect Kumogakure, resides the Mission Lodge. One of the more traditional buildings within Kumogakure, it is also one of the oldest buildings still left standing. Dating back centuries, it has been renovated a number of times while still maintaining the same structure. The architecture is proof of its age. In order to access the lodge, a will shinobi follow a moderate inclined path to reach the large double wooden doors. A very majestic setting, the low cloud cover often surrounds the building and path edge. Made of old stone and oak wood, even though it is not one of the largest buildings in Kumo, it is very traditional beautiful. The time it has stood is a testament to the buildings strength.

When entering the lodge, the ninja will be greeted by a large, square, black desk with four ninja sitting on either side, facing outward. The lobby in which this desk sits is quite massive, and will often house ninja coming in from assignment, or communicating before heading out on their mission. After requesting, or being assigned, a mission by one of these four desk attendants, the ninja will then typically be guided to the hall to the left of the desk- the briefing hall. With 26 rooms for shinobi cells to be briefed in, they offer privacy for teams to prepare for their missions.

Adjacent to the briefing hall is the debriefing hall, which operates in a similar function. If returning from a top secret or ANBU mission, shinobi will usually be debriefed in the ANBU headquarters.

The ANBU headquarters are hardly known to anyone in the village as such. Appearing to be nothing more than an apartment building amidst a fairly residential district within Kumogakure, it has tinted windows, an incredible amount of hallways and trap doors, as well as very little direction as to how to get anywhere. Basically, if you aren't familiar with the building already, you never will be. With decorum almost exactly like that of the kage tower, the ANBU headquarters has nice, clean wooden floors with a series of dark paper doors with various designs on them depicting the lighting god, Raijin, thunderclouds, and/or lighting. These images are incredibly empowering, and fit the persona of Kumogakure's ANBU quite specifically. Much more discreet than the kage tower, the ANBU HQ is a tower of a mere few floors, as it is only used directly before and directly after ANBU missions- and is not meant for meetings or to hang out.

The briefing room is fairly small, as it is typical for ANBU to go on missions with small cells as opposed to larger ones. Able to fit around thirty people comfortably, it is customary for the ANBU to kneel in front of the toumoku as he would brief them on a mission- and sending them off to complete it. This is typically dictated to the shinobi without writing, as to defend against any sort of compromise in intelligence. The location of this room is on a need to know basis.

The torture and investigation room is a shell of its former self. While torture is no longer an appropriate method of information extraction as compared to certain ninjutsu, the torture methods in this room are a shell of what they were before. Used more to prepare ANBU for torture, and to resist it, it is hardly ever used to any sort of means to an end- other than training. Alternatively, the room is still very discreet, and is amazing in causing anxiety, which assists in the extraction process.

d rank

name; Little Wizard
rank; d
description; How adorable, it looks like your being sent to our academy to teach the youngsters a little about ninjutsu. You only need to teach them one D rank Ninjutsu but remember most are under 8 years old so you need to be slow, concise and very very understanding.
reward; 100 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; Popeye Jr.
rank; d
description; We just got word that the Taijutsu instructor at our local academy just came down with the measles. So we’re putting you in there to teach a class about proper Taijutsu techniques to the kids. You only need to teach one D rank taijutsu but do it well, these kids are the future after all.
reward; 100 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; What’s a Miniature Illusion?
rank; d
description; I’m not sure what’s going on with our teachers this week but the Genjutsu instructor is missing from action as well. Your gonna need to go down there and fill in teaching the tikes some tricks. All required of you is to teach one D rank Genjutsu, pretty simple, but don’t half ass it. Last thing we need is Shinobi doing this wrong a decade from now.
reward; 100 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; Kunai, Smoke Bombs, Makibishi, OH MY!
rank; d
description; We heard you were heading down to the Academy, well, while you’re their do you mind teaching the kids a little something about ninja tools. Just your basics and proper usage for the lot. We knew we could count on you ^-^.
reward; 100 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; Time to Battle
rank; d
description; This is where the academy instruction gets serious. While teaching techniques and ninja tool uses is important, teaching proper battle techniques really is the overall goal of this. With nearly none of the teachers being on staff this week, we’re gonna need you to go in and give the kids a crash course on offensive positions and the very basics of engaging an enemy.
reward; 100 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

c rank

name; Elemental Patch Kids
rank; c
description; God damn Jounins, they can never be reliable when it comes to instructing there Gennin squads. Since they’re nowhere to be found, we’re gonna need you to go down and teach our Gennin squad a jutsu. Since they’re not academy anymore, we’re requesting that you teach them at least a C rank jutsu. Make sure they all understand it too.
reward; 200 experience, 1,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; Kinda Strongman
rank; c
description; Since we have the village with the worlds laziest Jounin, I’m gonna need you to go down and instruct a Gennin team on the finer points in Taijutsu. Just teaching them a C rank will suffice but it’s of no use if every member of the squad doesn’t understand it. Teach it well and teach it right.
reward; 200 experience, 1,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; Kiddie Haze
rank; c
description; I hope you like kids and I hope you like Genjutsu because you’re teaching both. Some Jounins just sent a messenger saying they’re not feeling very good today. That means it’s gonna be up to you to meet with their team and show them a basic C rank Genjutsu. It shouldn’t be that hard but make sure you teach it well.
reward; 200 experience, 1,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; IT’S A TRAP Part II
rank; c
description; It’s time to go back to basics with a team of Gennin. We’re sending you down to their training field to show them the ins and outs of using ninja tools as traps. As we all know it’s not enough to just throw a kunai bomb, but rigging some up to fall from a tree when a wire is tripped, now that’s effective. Get down there and show these youngsters how to do it.
reward; 200 experience, 1,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; Reactive Formation Go!
rank; c
description; What’s a good offensive if our ninja don’t know how to go into defensive mode when outgunned? That’s gonna be your job today. We need you to meet up with one of our Gennin teams and give them a crash course in how to adapt during battle.
reward; 200 experience, 1,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

b rank

name; Captain Planet
rank; b
description; Instruction just isn’t for little kid and Gennin squads, even elite groups need teaching from time to time. This isn’t that, but it is a step up from wiping the drool bibs of academy students. You’ve been assigned to teach a squad of Chuunin some of the finer points of ninjutsu. I don’t care what you do to be honest as long as they all walk away with a new B-Rank Ninjutsu technique.
reward; 300 experience, 5,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; On The Fly
rank; b
description; When the going get’s tough, change it up, that’s one of our mottos and we need to make sure our ninja’s know it. Get down there with a group of Chuunin and show them the ropes on adaptive formations. We need our soldiers able to switch from offense, to defense, to support on the fly and this is the first step in getting everyone on the same page.
reward; 300 experience, 5,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; Fists of Fury
rank; b
description; Our Taijutsu seems to be lacking in terms of effectiveness lately, I’m issuing you the duty of getting one of our Chuunin squads up to snuff. Go to a boxing ring, climb a mountain, wrestle a fucking bear, do whatever you have to do but make sure they learn a new B-Rank Taijutsu technique in the process.
reward; 300 experience, 5,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; Mind Painting
rank; b
description; Genjutsu has been overlooked for far to long in this village and it’s time we got back to well rounded training. To supplement this new focus on operational adaptability, it’s now your responsibility to train a new Chuunin squad. You don’t need to give them the ringer on everything that is Shinobi but you will need to teach them a B-Rank Genjutsu.
reward; 300 experience, 5,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; C-C-C-C-COMBO!
rank; b
description; A ninja is nothing if they’re not creative, linear danger just simply isn’t enough in this new world we live in. As such I’m assigning you to go through ninja tool combinations with a squad of Chuunin. Teach them how to time there attacks well and get the most out of the weapons we provide them with.
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

a rank

name; Sorcerers Apprentice
rank; a
description; This mission is of a more classified nature then most instructor operations are generally assigned. You’ve been selected to privately tutor our general of war on the more lethal aspects of ninjutsu. The man is stubborn, volatile and incredibly cocky but you must get him to learn an A rank Ninjutsu technique. While the burly man may appear incredibly dangerous, he is. Don’t forget that.
reward; 400 experience, 10,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; Moving a Mountain
rank; a
description; As the previous mission, this one is highly confidential and cannot be allowed to leak to the public. You’ve been assigned to teach our general of war, a large angry veteran of battle, an A-Rank Taijutsu technique. He’ll fight with you, attack you and most certainly won’t learn easy but if you can get him to accept what your teaching then we’ll all be the better for it.
reward; 400 experience, 10,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; Blowing His Mind
rank; a
description; Like all the missions in this series, this one is of a secretive nature and we’ll need to be kept under wraps to assure the safety of our village. You’ve been assigned to tutor our general of warfare in the art of Genjutsu. Keep in mind this is the salty mountains least favorite of all things to learn and will react with all the enthusiasm of an angry bear. Try not to die and make sure he actually learns an A Rank Genjutsu technique.
reward; 400 experience, 10,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; We Know You Know We Know
rank; a
description; This mission is highly clandestine and will be treated as such, any leaking of this mission will result in the perpetrator being labled an enemy of the Village and prosecuted as such. You’ve been selected to privately teach our General of Warfare specialized interrogation techniques. This kinda thing is really up his alley and he’s gonna enjoy putting his ninja tools to a new use. Just don’t let him use you as a guinea pig too much. We don’t need to lose a ninja over this.
reward; 400 experience, 10,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; Chess, Game of Kings
rank; a
description; The last mission in this series of highly classified tasks. It’s up to you to instruct our Sergeant of Warfare in the proper use of Reactive Commands. That means you’re going to teach him, as thoroughly as possible, how to best command in times of war. While the General is a long veteran of many battles, times have changed and his style must adapt with it, it’s your job to make sure that happens. Just to smart off to him or you may end up on the wrong side of his Big Ass Sword.
reward; 400 experience, 10,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

s rank

name; An Army’s Soul
rank; S
description; This is about as high as it goes when it comes to instructing, your teaching the entire armed forces of Kumogakure. At this point our Army is in your capable hands and must be taught how to use Ninjutsu at the most elite of levels. Using highly live and possibly lethal field exercises I need you to leave this military with the knowledge of one S-Rank Ninjutsu technique. Our fate is in your hands, do not let us down.
reward; 500 experience, 20,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; An Army’s Might
rank; S
description; The top of the pile now, you’re basically akin to a general at this point. With the threat of war a constantly growing possibility, we need to make sure all of our troops are ready for that reality. As such, you’ve been ordered to instruct our military on Taijutsu and it’s usage in open field combat. By simulating a real war environment, you must lead them through and make sure they end up one S Rank Taijutsu Technique smarter for it.
reward; 500 experience, 20,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; An Army’s Mind
rank; S
description; Congratulations, you’ve made it to the highest position an instructor can, leading the very Army of their village itself. This particular excursion into simulated battle will be to instruct our military on the proper use of Genjutsu in a live combat situation. Utilizing very real and dangerous techniques, you must instruct them on an S rank Genjutsu technique. Do your best to bring all our men back alive.
reward; 500 experience, 20,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; Block Out The Sun
rank; S
description; While most think ninja tools are a lone ninja kind of weapon, this couldn’t be farther from the truth and you’re going to teach that to our soldiers today. Not just a squad or a platoon but our entire Kumogakure military. We need you to use live fire and the presence of lethal danger to make sure they learn how to properly use their ninja tools in this environment. War is looming and it’s only a matter of time.
reward; 500 experience, 20,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; Ze Blitzkrieg
rank; S
description; The final stage in training our troops for the ever closer threat of warfare. While this may be an excercize, very real and dangerous elements will be at work with the threat of losing a life high, make sure that doesn’t happen commander. As well this mission won’t be truly complete until our troops learn the ins and outs of formation specialization and how to properly adapt it to a combat scenario. If we battle tomorrow, let us battle with a chance.
reward; 500 experience, 20,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

d rank

name; apeshit!
rank; d
description; Holding this one down was infinitely harder then originally capturing it and this wild gorilla will definitely show you why. While he may be primitive, unarmed and oblivious to the ninja arts, his incredible strength, speed and vicious primal rage will be more then enough to keep your hands full.
reward; 100 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; armored fury
rank; d
description; Don’t get backed into a corner because we’re unleashing the armored rhino. 500 solid pounds of armor and rage with a razor sharp horn to top it off. The attack strategy will be fairly basic; charge and ram most likely, don’t get cocky though. One solid hit and you’re most likely done for.
reward; 100 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; kalimari man
rank; d
description; One of our more unique specimens, the Kalimari Man is a weird squid like humanoid we came across while exploring the coastline of the continent. Expect to face a series of sticky tentacled attacks and be wary of his blinding ink shot. His stretchy five meter arms will definitely come in handy but as thin as he is, the six foot creature shouldn’t be that big of a problem.
reward; 100 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; lone warrior
rank; d
description; A single bandit captured from a raiding party. Nothing more then your sword and shield barbarian. It’s been confirmed he doesn’t know any jutsu and will more then likely try to strike you down with his blade with wild swings and superior conditioning.
reward; 100 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; the black swarm
rank; d
description; We’ve managed to get ahold of an entire swarm of Vampire bats at one time, don’t ask how, it wasn’t easy. Once we release the black cloud they’ll immediately attempt to overwhelm you and go straight to biting. Try to keep your composure as you take them on.
reward; 100 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

c rank

name; alpha wolf
rank; c
description; Blood and meat, that’s all you are to the five 200 lb Dire Wolves were bringing in to tear you too shreds. Peak instincts, razor sharp teeth and claws as well as wicked speed should be more then enough to ravage the ordinary ninja. Add in their exceptional ability to coordinate attacks and you have a real threat on your hands.
reward; 200 experience, 1,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; arachnophobia
rank; c
description; This battle will pit you against the giant arachnid queen of the nearby forests. While not that difficult for a superior ninja, her web and ability to breed smaller spiders to attack could overwealm you quickly. At ten meters tall and 5 meters across she’s no joke but I’m sure you can handle it.
reward; 200 experience, 1,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; death squad
rank; c
description; This unit of captured soldiers is warmed up and ready to party. A cell of missing nin we re-captured and tortured into nice blood rage. The only way they’re getting out of here is through you, so do your village a service and win. You’ll be facing one archer, one spearman and a burly iron knuckled brawler. All are entirely tai focused but don’t let them blow your head up too much, they still know how to kill pretty well.
reward; 200 experience, 1,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; eagles prey
rank; c
description; This was one of our favorite captures yet, if only for the majesty of the creature itself, real shame it has to die. The giant eagle is what your facing today, 30 meters from wing tip to wing tip and 20 meters from beak to tail. You’ll definitely see it coming when it attacks but with it’s sonic screech and incredible speed, it might be too late when it does.
reward; 200 experience, 1,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; rock and roll
rank; c
description; We don’t even know how this creature actually exists but somehow it does. The stone beast golem of the Thunder Mountains is the creature you’ll be facing today. As far as we can tell it’s made of solid stone and has no discernible anatomy beyond those half ton boulders that make it up. I have no clue how’re your gonna win either but it’s either that or die right?
reward; 200 experience, 1,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

b rank

name; bee tough!
rank; b
description; I’ve never in my life seen bee’s this big but I guess you sure will. Each one is about 25 lbs and two feet tall, half a foot across. Not worried yet, you will be. Their primary method of attack is shooting their regenerating stingers in a wave formation. A lot more nimble then they appear, you should expect to deal with a lot of bobbing and weaving as you face the 20 strong Bee Hive.
reward; 300 experience, 5,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; chief of battle
rank; b
description; Good news and bad news, the good news is we recently captured 2 squads of non ninja mercenaries as well as their leader, the bad news is your fighting them right now. I hope your prepared for battle as they’ve come to fight. The commander is an expert of dual swords, under his command are two squads each containing 1 spearman, 1 crossbowman, 1 armored mace shock trooper and 1 shield and sword wielding soldier.
reward; 300 experience, 5,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; cobra commando
rank; b
description; Good luck, that’s all I really have to say about this giant beast. 40 meters long and full of powerful skin burning venom, you’ll be lucky to make it out alive much less win. Do your best to avoid it’s acidic spray, crushing grip and ability to swallow you whole and you might make it out in one piece.
reward; 300 experience, 5,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; peanut butter jelly time!
rank; b
description; This has to be the strangest thing we’ve ever brough in before, a creature composed entirely of sticky gooey jelly. To be honest, we actually have no idea how to defeat it ourselves. All melee skills seem to do nothing more then separate the shape shifting amorphous blob of goo. Good luck and don’t get swallowed up.
reward; 300 experience, 5,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; undying threat
rank; b
description; Ever seen a zombie movie? You know how they never really die? Well they have nothing on the undead force your gonna be facing. 40 strong and not very capable, in fact they’re completely unarmored and only have their creepishly long nails and teeth to bring you down. The kicker is that they regenerate and an incredible rate. Somehow whenever a limb is cut off, it just climbs back onto the body and reattaches itself, almost any injury we’ve inflicted so far has remedied itself in the blink of an eye. Good luck against the Horde.
reward; 300 experience, 5,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

a rank

name; airsassin
rank; a
description; To be honest, we really don’t know what your fighting at all. All we know is we captured a pretty fierce wind, how fierce you ask? Well it left an entire squad of our hunters in meaty cubes. The only thing we know for sure is that it can fly, utilize fuuton jutsu and is entirely composed of wind. Good luck finding it, much less killing it.
reward; 400 experience, 10,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; hallucinations are overrated
rank; a
description; Reality is overrated, right? We’ve apprehended people whom call themselves Genjutsu gods and rightfully so. They’re able to use any A rank Genjutsu with advanced hyper sealing times three and have the seal speed of Jounin class warriors. They have the illusions retrained so many times it’ll spin your head and usually whenever someone ends up fighting them they’re unaware of the shit that is falling from their ass when they’re finished. These guys are to be taken lightly, the Raikage questioned even allowing this in the arena but since they’re maintained in chakra draining cells while they await their battle he warmed up to the idea for mere learning.
reward; 400 experience, 10,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; hell’s army
rank; a
description; One of the biggest hauls we’ve had yet, an entire platoon of old world ninja we apprehended planning an underground coup of our village. There’s no real leader to speak of but five squads of trained shinobi ready to destroy you. Each squad is 4 members strong, each with a different way to kill you. One for katon, doton, suiton and fuuton as well as an entire squad of armored shield and sword soldiers ready to cut you into pieces. You let your guard down for a second and you’ll surely die.
reward; 400 experience, 10,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; jaws junior
rank; a
description; Your in for a treat this time, very rarely do we flood the arena for a water battle, this is one of those times. You’ll be fighting in water 50 meters deep with a creature 5 meters long. Fast as a water cheetah and just as ferocious, it’s just itching to devour you bite by bite. Over 500 jagged teeth line it’s thrashing maw and it’s ability to hunt by scent are uncanny. Best case scenario, you might make it out with only two limbs missing.
reward; 400 experience, 10,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; what the fook?
rank; a
description; The title of this mission, that’s what we said when we first saw this amalgamation of horror. The stretchy head of a cobra, body of a lion, wings of an eagle and tail of a scorpion make this monstrosity a ferocious foe for any ninja. Add in the fact it can breath an icy frost breath and move with astonishing speed and you have a real big problem.
reward; 400 experience, 10,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

s rank

name; colossus of kumo
rank; s
description; 150 meters tall, 10,000 lbs, and one hundred percent wild fucking rage. Somehow it managed to construct itself elaborate full body armor and a giant spiked club. Outside of that you really have nothing to worry about, it’s just a gargantuan barbarian able to kill you with one stomp, no worries right?
reward; 500 experience, 20,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; kage permission

name; gate crusher
rank; s
description; Congratulations, you’ll be helping to test out our newest siege weapon, the Mark V Party Crasher. This steel plated, 10 meter tall 15 meter wide bipedial siege tank is armed to the teeth and set to kill. It’s got kunai launchers, senbon machine guns, ninja cable grappling mechanisms, grenade cannons with everything from smoke bombs to flash grenades and we can’t forget about it’s shock cannon capable of firing 10,000 Volts in a dazzling arc beam. Worst of all though is it’s heat based targeting system. You can’t run or hide from this monstrosity.
reward; 500 experience, 20,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; hydra force
rank; s
description; This is it, the most dangerous creature we could find. Some have debated whether or not it actually existed, good thing our master hunter nins could prove it did. 50 meters from tail to neck and another 50 meters for each of the 10 necks. The deadly hydra is known as the grand lord of all beasts and the only pure ancestor of the once ancient dragons. While it can’t fly, it can breath fire, from one mouth that is. In fact each mouth has it’s own particular breath weapon. All together there’s fire, ice, lightning, boulders, acid, sonic pulses, large metal shards, shredding winds and a dense poisonous smoke that not only leaves one lost in a smokescreen but chocking on toxic gas. If you think that’s the end of your troubles though, your crazy. Each body is armored in thick scales from head to toe capable of negating almost all damage and if that wasn’t bad enough it can regenerate any of it’s severed limbs within one turn. May God have Mercy on your Soul.
reward; 500 experience, 20,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; kage permission

name; the god of war
rank; s
description; Probably not our best idea invading the neighboring city of Battleskull. Not only did we lose a ton of troops, we paid a ton of money in war fees. Luckily some of that money will be earned back when you take on the captured warrior army. Yeah that’s right, your fighting an entire minor city army. Composed of ten specialized squads and led by possibly the most dangerous man on the planet, you’ll be lucky not to die the second you step foot in the coliseum. The squads you’ll be fighting are, one katon, one doton, one fuuton, one suiton, one raiton, one mokuton, one explosive, an archery unit, a berserker platoon of heavily armored dual spearmen and an elite soldier platoon of shield and sword wielding battle masters. At the helm of this massive army is Goran Battleskull, namesake of the village and taijutsu grand master. He goes into battle in full spiked plate armor, two 6 foot spears cross his back, a large shield on each of his massive arms, a jagged bloody greatsword in one hand and a powerful spiked mace in the other. One one side of his hip is a spiked chain whip and on the other is a throwing ax. If you manage to get rid of all his weapons be wary of his bladed gauntlets. He’s 8 feet tall, 300 lbs of pure muscle and able to do just about anything with his body, prepare for Hell.
reward; 500 experience, 20,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; kage permission

name; the leviathan
rank; s
description; Once more we’re filling the coliseum with water and letting an epic aquatic battle take place. This time, however, we’re putting the most feared sea creature to ever swim in this world there with you. 100 meters long, 20 meters around and armed with over 30 fifty foot long tentacles to rend your body piece to piece. If that doesn’t destroy you, then perhaps it’s hundreds of firable 5 meter long poisonous barbs will. Then again with as big as it is, it could just swallow you whole.
reward; 500 experience, 20,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

d rank

name; babysitting~
rank; d
description; It’s tough to find a babysitter in Kumogakure no Sato. The offices of Kumogakure no Sato has gotten that complaint several times. Sadly, we can’t encourage our non shinobi Kumogakure young adults to take up babysitting as a part time job. Which means there is really only one solution on getting more babysitters within’ Kumogakure no Sato. We give the task to our ever endearing shinobi. That’s right; we’re asking our newly appointed Genin to take up this task. Watch a Kumogakure adult’s baby while that adult or couple go out enjoying their time once in a blue moon. Have fun changing diapers.
reward; 100 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; delivery boy
rank; d
description; It’s no secret Kumogakure no Sato is monumental. The travel from one end to another for a mere citizen takes hours. Because of the prolonged trip in traveling from one point towards another for a citizen. The Kumogakure no Sato inhabitants require the aid of the Kumogakure shinobi to quickly deliver objects with hastened speed. Usually what takes hours for the residents is cut in half for a Kumogakure shinobi. So go out and deliver whatever it is our natives need delivered.
reward; 100 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; fishing for food
rank; d
description; Kumogakure’s seldom food cache is making the Raikage look for other various resolutions on accumulating food for the hungry citizens of Kumogakure no Sato. One solution the Raikage has exposed is providing the shinobi with fun while being capable. The mission is simple, capture four fish for Kumogakure’s food supply.
reward; 100 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; graffiti town
rank; d
description; Gosh darn kids and their painting tools. Apparently a bunch of them went around the city putting their “Tag” all over the place. We can’t have that in our city, not for one second. It’s up to you to hit the streets and clean up as much of this garbage as possible.
reward; 100 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; infestation removal
rank; d
description; Due to a recent accident on the part of local fishermen, a species of fish that is not native to the area has been released in the village's waterways. This needs to be addressed as the fish is known to devour the native species which are vital to the village as a source of food. A crate of these fish were released, they need to be tracked down and removed, preferably alive.
reward; 100 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable, credit vegapunk

name; library duties
rank; d
description; There has been a new shipment of books and scroll to the Library. These books and scroll's have come from the far corners of the known world, offering villagers information to a new range things. But, it seems that there are far too many items for the old, library ladies to sort through and organise onto the shelves. Your mission is to help the lovely librarians in sorting the new material and putting them onto the shelves. This excerise is a great way to improve teamwork.
reward; 100 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable, credit vegapunk

name; lost in the dark
rank; d
description; Seems we had a problem with the last batch of lightbulbs delivered to the city. As such we’ve been experiencing sporatic blackouts at night when they’re on. This doesn’t bode well for the safety of anyone walking around at night. Your mission is to go around the city and change the bulbs with some new, error free ones we recently acquired.
reward; 100 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; mow that lawn
rank; d
description; One of the things we’re well known for is our beautiful natural sights. Kumogakure National Park definitely falls into that category. I want you to head down there and make sure everything’s in tip top shape. When visitors see that, they see a reflection of our village and pride, don’t let me down.
reward; 100 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; paint like crazy
rank; d
description; Some people have said that the gloomy feeling within’ Kumogakure no Sato hasn’t gone away. The people still look upon our grandiose village and still feel depressed. It really hurts hearing that so the Kumogakure no Sato shinobi have decided to do something about it. Various areas within’ Kumogakure no Sato are blank. Concrete walls, smooth mountainous areas, and various other areas. They have been pin pointed by Kumogakure as to where a shinobi may paint. Don’t go and paint where you’re not suppose to but have fun on the pin pointed locations!
reward; 100 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; pet detective
rank; d
description; Sadly with confliction comes annihilation and with so many individuals dwindling it’s left their pets into solitude. As a Kumogakure ninja you’ll collect a wandering pet from within’ Kumogakure no Sato and send the abandoned pet to a Kumogakure animal collection agency.
reward; 100 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; play time
rank; d
description; The adolescent children within’ the Kumogakure flock were never enlighten on the various activates that most children were taught. Games, like tag. Smiles so rarely grace their tender visage. Stories never grace their petite ears. You as a Kumogakure shinobi are tasked with bringing amusement and joy back into their hearts. Tell them wonderful and exciting stories. Play tag or any other childhood game you were brought up knowing. A smile a day will keep the doctor away.
reward; 100 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; serving the poor
rank; d
description; Though Kumogakure no Sato is starting to thrive under Aburame Shouta’s leadership. Some of our inhabitants are still without food and water. The basic and daily essentials to survive, they’re lacking. So the Raikage has set up a program. This program is simple, each and every day during certain hours the Kumogakure no Sato shinobi serve the unlucky individuals of Kumogakure no Sato food. This simple and welcoming program is further helping our starving villagers. Hopefully they’ll get back upon their feet soon enough. So go Kumogakure no Sato shinobi, help the ones who are in dire need of help.
reward; 100 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; sort, sort, sort that shit
rank; d
description; You know how much paperwork is in this village, a metric ton at least. It’s to the point where we simply don’t have enough secretarial non-ninja’s to do it all. Sadly, the village can’t function without it. We need you to spend time going through as much paperwork as possible and putting a dent in the unending load.
reward; 100 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; store work
rank; d
description; Yeah, it’s as bad as it sounds. Turns out a wicked flu epidemic hit a bunch of different stores and their employee’s are out because of it. We’re gonna need you too go down there and do anything they need, from bagging to cashier to stocking. Remember, even jobs as unglorious as this help out the village in the long run.
reward; 100 experience, 500 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

c rank

name; bathroom duty
rank; c
description; Yep, this is C rank, that’s how horrifying it is. Apparently one of our larger villagers decided he was gonna absolutely obliterate our public city restrooms. Toilets are clogged, sinks are overflowing, shit is absolutely everywhere and every single one has been deemed “Condemned Until Upkeep” by our city planner. Now suck it up, grab a gas mask and get them cleaned.
reward; 200 experience, 1,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; blocked passage
rank; c
description; One unfortunate disadvantage that Kumogakure no Sato extends is sometimes the jagged peaks drop rocks amongst the Kumogakure no Sato passageways. Sometimes they’re simple small rugged rocks and other times they’re promontory boulders. Sadly when the immeasurable boulders land on Kumogakure no Sato’s passageways it falls upon the Kumogakure shinobi to clear the avenue. With the war ending there are a large amount of pathways that need clearing, unfortunately. So go clear those streets.
reward; 200 experience, 1,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; clearing mines
rank; c
description; During the war Kumogakure no Sato planted mines around various areas amongst the village so the enemies would be welcomed with a satisfactory treat. With those desolated times over it’s time we clear those mines before they backfire upon us. There are several areas with mines laying dormant waiting to be triggered. Remove them without triggering them, be cautious!
reward; 200 experience, 1,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; climbing mountain gekitsuu
rank; c
description; A while ago during Kumogakure birthing stages a man once made a bet with a Jounin. The man bet the Jounin that the shinobi’s current students couldn’t climb Mountain Gekitsuu. Mountain Gekitsuu is the highest mountain within’ Kumogakure no Sato and is rumored to be the started point for the famous Kumogakure no Sato village. Anyway, the Jounin accepted the mans bet because the shinobi had insurmountable faith in his Genin. Long story short the Genin climbed the mountain and returned. The Jounin won the bet and all was well. Now it’s your turn to climb Mountain Gekitsuu, and prove to Kumogakure that you aren’t just some shinobi. You’re a Kumogakure no Sato shinobi.
reward; 200 experience, 1,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; land lines
rank; c
description; Every village needs to have it’s electricity re-worked from time to time and it appears as though that time has arisen. It’s pretty basic stuff, just some land lines that rats chewed through but they most certainly still have a live current at parts. Be careful and get the new wires in place without killing yourself first.
reward; 200 experience, 1,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; mini fire
rank; c
description; Looks like we have a small brush fire on the outskirts of the village. It’s small and easily containable but you still need to exercise caution when putting it out. No matter what fire is dangerous and poses a threat to you and those around you.
reward; 200 experience, 1,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; reconstructing the village
rank; c
description; Conflict brings carnage and carnage means buildings collapse. The Kumogakure no Sato inhabitants can only do so much. This is why the Kumogakure no Sato shinobi must offer aid in distressed times. Help our villagers rebuild their homes, thriving business and the like. We as Kumogakure are a family, citizens and shinobi alike.
reward; 200 experience, 1,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; teaching our graduates
rank; c
description; Kumogakure no Sato needs to further prosper by teaching our newly graduated shinobi several things. Shunshin, Ninjutsu arts, Taijutsu arts, Genjutsu arts and any other ninja world arts that exist today. For if we don’t train our prospering children whom desire nothing more than to serve Kumogakure no Sato, then we as a village are lost. So you as a well trained and gradated shinobi will take time to show our newly recruited techniques. Make sure to explain to them how one prospers under such an art. Teach them various things, for if you fail, we as a village will fall.
reward; 200 experience, 1,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; troubled kids
rank; c
description; We have a few real young kids that think it’s cool to steal from stores and skip their classes. If you don’t mind, I’d like you to come in and give them a talk about village duty, responsibility and just how to be an all around good kid. I think your words might help them out.
reward; 200 experience, 1,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

b rank

name; build 'em up
rank; b
description; We got a building that needs building and it isn’t gonna be an easy task. It’s set for a hundred feet in the air with steel girders going all over the place. Your specific mission is to lay the bricks, weld the steel and get any menial things they tell you done, done. Be careful not to accidentally cut your rapel cord either, that happens and you fall, well we’ll have a pretty big mess to clean up.
reward; 300 experience, 5,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; building ablaze
rank; b
description; Looks like brush fires aren’t our biggest dilemmas. Apparently a woman fell asleep with a pipe in her hands and caught her small house on fire, even worse, her cat is still trapped in there. Get your ass over there and put out the fire, God help you if you let her cat die.
reward; 300 experience, 5,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; seriously!?
rank; b
description; This one is one of those that needs to be done now as a B rank before we have to do it later as an S rank. As soon as possible get to the Kumagakure Dam and repair a crack in the side of it. You’re going to have to swim through the lake itself to the edge without falling over. From there you’ll have to rapell over the side somehow and climb 200 ft downwards where the exterior crack is located. Fix it, climb back up and return to base.
reward; 300 experience, 5,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; sewer crawl
rank; b
description; Sometimes the elaborate systems we set up don’t exactly work like they’re supposed too, this just happens to be one of those cases. One of the sewer systems underground recently get epic jammed. We need a Ninja to go down there and figure out what the problem is and how to fix it. The hard part isn’t that though, that’s not getting hopelessly lost in the elaborate maze of tunnels or swept up in the disgusting sewer water.
reward; 300 experience, 5,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; trap city
rank; b
description; We have good news and bad news. Good news is we finally found a warehouse we can build that new gymnastics training center for our young ninja’s to train. The bad news is it was owned by a nutjob convinced the world would end and he’d need a trapped out fortress. That’s where you come in. We need you to get in to the warehouse somehow, de-activate the many traps and move all the shit in it, out of it.
reward; 300 experience, 5,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

a rank

name; electric boogaloo
rank; a
description; If rats chewing through our ground lines was a problem then we have a calamity on our hands now. For reasons we have yet to identify, our power lines have been cut all around the city and unless we want a riot on our hands we better get them up lickity split. I need you to go around as fast as possible and get all of our tower wires hooked back up. Don’t let your guard down for a second either, these are still charged wires, through and through. Any touch your skin without protection and your toast. You have 4 hours to get all of them back up.
reward; 400 experience, 10,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; on the line
rank; a
description; This is where building really gets dangerous and when we need someone of the utmost skill to get it done. To get to the short and sweet of it, your gonna be half a mile in the air, balancing on a steel wire about 3 inches thick with shifting winds and various construction being craned all around you. Your job is to not only conduct where those things are going but to make sure that the workers on both sides of the wire keep on task while you coordinate where all the crane objects go. Don’t forget about the shifting winds.
reward; 400 experience, 10,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; one day
rank; a
description; We have our annual village inspection by the Daimyo in one day and the park is a fucking disaster. Apparently some kids had a huge party there last night and trashed the place. I don’t have time to dispatch a team down there, it’s all up to you to get it spotless in the next twelve hours. It may be as big as a small village but it’s up to you to make this village proud.
reward; 400 experience, 10,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; a real blaze
rank; a
description; We thought an apartment fire was bad, turns out just down the road an entire office building has gone up in a blaze. Five floors of raging inferno and noxious smoke are separating you from the ten office workers trapped inside. You get in there and you make sure everyone makes it out, if even one citizen dies, we’re gonna have a problem.
reward; 400 experience, 10,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; underrated job
rank; a
description; Well every now and again the zoo keeper needs to feed the animals but the last time he fed the lions, tigers, grizzly bears, sharks and other disastrous animals… he lost a leg. Even though he has a prosthetic leg now, he has asked the Kumogakure shinobi to feed these vicious animals. The man lost his leg feeding these beast, it seems they’re confused on what meat they’re allowed to eat. Keep in mind you must go within’ their cage and flop the meat down in front of them. Do it for all the animals this man ask you to feed, and expect them to attempt to bite something they aren’t suppose to.
reward; 400 experience, 10,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

s rank

name; bombardier
rank; s
description; Explosives, they definitely define part of who we are as a village. Constantly being on the forefront of innovation , we take our combustibles very seriously. As such, we need a certain create of incredibly high explosive materials delivered to a lab on the opposite side of town. We’d normally have a courier take it but the danger of this hitting anything at all, even the slightest bump, could put all our lives in peril. You must retrieve it from it’s security pick up point and very very very carefully take it back to the lab. Do NOT let it touch ANYTHING.
reward; 500 experience, 20,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; interminable

name; do or die
rank; s
description; Something has gone drastically wrong. While we thought the labyrinth that is our sewer system was functioning semi properly it appears something occurred. The main routing pipe, connecting all of the other pipes, the matrix pipe connector of sorts has eroded. Toxic sewage is filling up at an incredible speed and if we don’t repair it soon, the entire village will be ruined. We only have two options at this point, send an S rank ninja in to quickly and perfectly navigate the maze that is our sewers, then repair or too flush the entirety of what’s there out to the neighboring country before our village is beyond repair. We’re giving you the chance to go in and make it happen, you only have a little time however. If your not out within three hours, we’re flushing it and you most certainly, will die.
reward; 500 experience, 20,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; kage permission

name; inferno
rank; s
description; This is it, the Ultimate Blaze. The entirety of our downtown housing district has gone up in flames. We only have a very limited amount of time to save the hundreds of people trapped, recover as much of their precious items as possible and put out this Inferno before it kills as all. It’s a solid mile of flames across and only someone with invaluable fire fighting prowess will be able to contain it all at once.
reward; 500 experience, 20,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; kage permission

name; infestation
rank; s
description; In an infamous cave right near the outskirts of Kumogakure no Sato there has been reports of spiders breeding at extreme rates. Usually this wouldn’t bother us at all, but these spiders are highly venomous. Two bites could kill a large man within’ seconds. This isn’t something we want growing around Kumogakure no Sato. Luckily we caught it early enough to where they haven’t spread to other caves. But if we don’t act now, they will, and eventually they’ll spread into Kumogakure no Sato like a wildfire. So go into this dark cave where the spiders are breeding and kill the mother of them all. Apparently from what the insect expert is telling us, the mother is colossal.
reward; 500 experience, 20,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; kage permission

name; the tower
rank; s
description; Our ultimate monument to achievement, the great Kumogakure tower. It stands two miles tile and a full mile around. It’s nearly complete, well except for one last detail, the very top. A heavy 10 foot tall 3 foot wide statue of the first kage of Kumogakure needs to be lifted the full two miles up and welded to the very tip, this seems like an impossible conquest however. The statue is far to heavy for any normal man to simply move much last carry two miles on a straight up climb. Even worse, the top has a constantly swirling thunderstorm thanks to our beautiful country and the gale force winds make welding it to the top an uncomprehendable act. It’s all up to you to finish our greatest engineering achievement.
reward; 500 experience, 20,000 ryo
minimum shinobi; one
mission status; kage permission

They had been told very little about this mission. The only thing that they knew was that they were in pursuit of a package that was dire to the reconstruction efforts of the village. Whether it was some form of rare mineral that the village could sell, or some sort of bartering tool to receive assistance from an outside source- it didn't matter. As an ANBU, their job was to do what their Taicho commanded, and as the Kage... well as the Taicho was now the one in charge of their missions, they would perform whatever duties were necessary. It pained Heihachi to think of Eiichiro. His eyes fell to the vision of the floor as he would finally reach the gate that had been somehow opened by the other three ANBU that had made it before them. Pressing her body against the door of the gate, and pushing her body through, Heihachi would loose sight of her- quickly doing the same in order to stay with her. The gate was thick, at least three meters thick, which wasn't unheard of for a gate, and miniscule compared to its height and width. Regardless, it wasn't so much the gate that would disturb these ninja... it was what stood behind it.

As their sandals would pass through the rocky soil of the village's floor- they would find themselves troubled by the smooth feeling of hard wood. As their four eyes would look onward, they would find themselves in a small room, roughly the size of Heihachi's bedroom with two sliding doors nearly three meters in front of them. The light of the outside was more of a shadow, as a dim, hanging light would more than illuminate the room. Shocked, temporarily, Heihachi would quickly take control of the situation. Stepping in front of his mysterious team mate, he would notice that the sliding door would prove slightly open. There was no sound in this room. Silence had taken control- which was to be expected, but what was his place? Cautiously, he would pull open the door, going as slowly as possible before peeking in to the next room to ensure that he wasn't walking in to a trap. A sudden spark would leave him shocked as he would find himself looking at the backs of his three other team mates- communicating with each other quite casually. The door would finish opening, and the wood would make a 'clack' noise against the frame- alerting the three. They would all turn their necks to lay their eyes upon the other two, only one of them doing much after that.

"It's good to see that you made it." One of them would say, walking up to Heihachi almost immediately. "We've decided that it would make more sense to split up in to three groups- two groups of two, and one group of one. As the only Jounin, we thought maybe you should fly solo down the third door." He would finish, point over to the three doors that lay behind him, and to the the front of their team members.

Heihachi would access the situation, moving passed the ANBU as he would begin to unzip his jacket. The others would follow suit, removing their layers and following the eyes of the blonde youth. This was his first time revealing any port of his body to them. From having shown none of his body, to exposing his arms, head and figure, he was now much more distinguishable. Tossing his coat to the side, a set of blades would be revealed at his legs, a small black sack at his waist, and finally a rather large scroll strapped to his back, that each of his team members were puzzled that they did not notice from beneath his coat.

Looking from his left, to his right, and to his center, he would notice three identical doors- non-distinguishable in any way imaginable. He had no idea which way would lead to what, and there was no way of doing so. At any moment their enemy could once again appear- and they didn't have time for that. By even being there, their intents were possibly known- so they had already had an incredible risk of compromise, and thus abandonment from their village. It was clear that they had to exterminate any and every member of the opposition that presented themselves. There was no room for failure. Turning back to his team, he would notice the features that they themselves had been hiding. The one to the furthest back, whom he had been outside with, was almost sickeningly thin. Long, navy hair would drape from the even split down her head to her hips. She had nearly any curves, so her gender could have been a misconception to Heihachi.

The three who stood closer to him had more defining features. Two men stood close to each other. Short, black curly hair would cover his head, and dark skin. His face remained behind the facade of the Pig mask. The other man hid behind the fox mask. His hair was similar to a bowl cut, with a sharp yellow streak cutting through the middle, making it appear as though some odd mohawk. It wasn't Heihachi's style. The fifth and final member of his team would appear much more womanly than her female counterpart. Athletically shaped, her bronze skin would contrast her milky white hair that would gather to a short, sloppy ponytail directly behind her head- level with her eyes. They were an interesting combination of folks, who all eagerly awaited his position. He didn't want them to be disappointed. More importantly- he didn't want them to die.

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