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They Must be Demons!
Rank: D.
Shinobi Required: 1-3.
Mission Information: The parents of three children are heading out for the evening—their first date in a very long time—and would like a Genin team to watch over their kids while they’re away. Their respective ages are 7, 8, and 9: two boys with a girl in the middle. The parents should be back home at 11:30 PM, and they expect their children to be in bed by then.
Special Information: Repeatable.
Reward: 20 EXP & 100 Ryo.

It was nearly dark and Youko walked the streets on his way to his new mission. His mission was to babysit some kids. It was quite a drag for him, since he wasn’t really the type to get along well with children. Well, so he liked to believe because most children would annoy him by not letting him rest, not even for a second. He preferred a fighting mission, maybe he would do that next time.

He arrived at the house. All kind of problems flashed before him how he could possibly fail the mission right before he pressed the doorbell. He sighed and a buzzing sound went through house. This would be the beginning of a very annoying and long mission. The door slowly opened making a cracking sound. A woman and a man well dressed were standing in the door opening looking at Youko with a surprised look. When they realized after a few seconds that he was the Shinobi they were waiting for their expression changed into a happy expression. Though the way they did it was very odd. They then stepped aside and invited him in.

He entered the house and took off his shoes at the front door. The house looked very normal a blue carpet covering the floor, white walls. It all felt natural, almost as if he was home, but then when his house would be cleaned up. The parents guided him through the house. To his right would be the dining room and if he walked a little further then on his left would be the living room, a bit further than that would be the stairs on the left and the kitchen on the left. The parents were very excited about their date and were giggling all the time. Right after Youko knew which room was where, they repeated the task he was given as if he was one of the kids himself, and they took off.

While the parents will be having the time of their lives Youko was stuck with their kids. He went to the living room, the kids were silently watching a movie on the tv. Maybe this would be an easy mission after all. But what would he say to those kids, they wouldn’t just listen to any person walking randomly into their house claiming he was going to babysit on them, and how was he supposed to get them to sleep, with force? Well everything looked peacefully as it is for now; it didn’t look like something problematic was going to happen. Maybe he should start with an introduction first and then see what comes from there.

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The movie nearly came to end. So he waited behind the children standing in the doorway leaning against the wall. It was actually nice to see how children are not always a drag and annoying, but instead innocent and silent. Though that wouldn’t last much longer and that was something Youko was about to find out. The movie ended, the children who were until now unaware of Youko’s presence turned around. The long and tall figure as Youko was scared the kids who started to run for their lives.

He slapped his hand against his head with his eyes closed and sighed. Why are they running away? He then overheard something from the other room the kids just went in.

“Quickly hide the pedophile might come in any moment.”

A pedophile? Are these kids serious? Yeah sure, he was tall and didn’t wear the most regular clothes but, a pedophile? How could these kids be so innocent the other moment and so insulting the next moment? Well he better not let them escape the room, or else they might go outside and that might be a real drag because then he had to go outside and look for them. Fortunate for Youko there was only one way in and out the room so they won’t be able to escape. He walked to the door and opened it. But before he went inside he made a clone to block the doorway so he wouldn’t be locked up or giving them the ability to escape.

He walked into the room and turned on the lights. It looked like a laundry room. There were allot of towels and folded clothes against the wall being held up by merely a plank and a few washing machines were also there. As for the kids, they were as hard to find as opening this door and look for a towel. What was he going to tell the kids. Heey I’m not a pedophile, I’m a ninja from Sunagakure send to look after you while your parents are gone? They wouldn’t buy that, nobody would. Maybe he should just tell them he is from some super secret organization or something. Kids always buy that, but first he had to make them listen but as they are hiding across the room as they are now, there isn’t any chance that they would listen.

He would have to catch them and tie them or something like that. Just so that they’d listen to what he would have to say. Well he already found them now all he had to do is tie them. There was the first behind the washing machine. Youko grabbed her by her ankle and held her up in the air. The girl was shedding tears and screaming like her life was about to end, so annoying. It didn’t take long before he restraint her, though it was a bit hard because she was constantly resisting.

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The other two boys were on one of the planks hiding behind the towels but they jumped down and screamed to let their sister go. Youko ignored this as they weren’t very convincing. He grabbed both the kids and tried to tie them down, however this went allot less convenient then when he was tying down the girl. Because these kids were allot more aggressive, they were biting scratching punching. After he tied them all down he dragged the three of them to the living room and sat down with them in a circle.

“Do you even know why I’m here?... No answer? That’s just fine with me. Then let me explain why I’m here. I’m Youko Zantetsuken and I’m send here by kazekage to watch over you because you have been chosen to become a ninja of this village. I’ll cut you loose now, you’re training will begin tomorrow. So you better get you’re rest because I don’t want you to be tired tomorrow.”
Youko folded his arm hoping that they’d buy it. Most kids were always noisy and annoying, they weren’t much different. That would also mean that they’d be impatience and naïve. This might just work out great for him. However these kids weren’t 6 years old anymore. They might just be smart enough to see through it. Well they calmed down a little now at least.
“Oh, wait I almost forgot why don’t you introduce yourself first?”
This question made his lie from before that more unbelievable; the Kazekage whould have informed him about the matter and also who he was dealing was. Well, how was he else supposed to know? The kids made it hard for him to come up with believable lies because they put him in a position and yet he doesn’t know anything all he could do was just hope for the kids to believe him. But even in the best scenario they’d have their doubts about it.

“How do we know that you were really send by the Kazekage? And why did he pick us?”
It was the older one who responded first. Just as Youko expected they’d see through it. Though there was a hint dropped when the oldest one answered. He definitely was in charge of the three and the master mind behind most plans. If he would convince him then the rest of them would follow. Though the kid was only 9 years old so that wouldn’t be much of a challenge, Youko grinned.
“I wear a Sunagakure head belt. And why he picked you? I don’t know, but I trust her judgement.”
The kids doubted it a little at first but what choice did they have. They’d be caught again if they ran away and if it was true what he said, and then they might even learn some cool stuff tomorrow. They argued and agreed that it’d be best to trust the man. The kids introduced themselves to Youko. Their fear was soon gone and excitement looking out for tomorrow filled its place. It was nice to earn their trust.

He then ordered the kids to go to bed promising to train them tomorrow. The kids listened to him surprisingly though the kids managed to make him read a story for them before they went to sleep. Youko read a book for them and before the end of the story they were all already vast asleep. It was nice to see them so quietly; they looked so innocent this way. Well his task was done and Youko became pretty tired from reading the book as well. At that same moment the parents came home.
Youko yawned and stretched himself. He walked the door passing the parents.
“They’re asleep.” He said while looking over his shoulder.

“I guess I’m going to sleep as well when I get home.”

With that he left waving while not looking back. The only thing he could think about right now was going to bed.
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