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''Ja, it feels good to be out of zhat shitty country."

I danced around in the warm air of Tsuchi no Kuni, it was a truly beautiful day. It was as if the sun laid out a welcoming party to me, which, to be perfectly honest, wasn't too far fetched. ''Danke, herr sun. I zhink you're very nice too. Just stop vith zhe calls, ja? Ahaha!" I was so happy, but at the same time, I was starving. I hadn't eaten anything since I saw that massive, sexy ox. And my lust for the big hunk of chakra that had tried to hit on me prior made my starvation even more obvious. I had to feed.

''Snake boy? SNAKE BOY? VHERE ZHE FUCK ARE YOU? I SVEAR, I HAVE BEEN VAITING ALL DAY, GET HERE IMMEDIATELY OR.. GET HERE IMMEDIATELY, I SAID SO I SAID SO I SAID SO!"

I snapped, and for good reason. He had kept me waiting for days, I sent that message HOURS ago, how the hell was he not here yet? Why would he keep me waiting? ''I bet it is zhat tart zhat rode a massive titan of shit. Vhat a fucking asshole, he even caused an earthquake. I hope he dies.. I vish he vas dead. NEIN, I VANT HIM TO SUFFER, ACH, NEIN, NO. SUFFER." I began sobbing, life was so unfair to somebody as beautiful as me. But it was to balance it out, I knew it. But the inevitable Valhalla I faced in the future wasn't enough to cheer me up, not right now, at least.

''NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN, FEED ME, FEED ME. I AM SO FUCKING HUNGRY, NEIN. GOD DAMN IT, VHY ZHE FUCK IS ZHIS TAKING SO LONG?"

I threw myself onto the ground, back first, my claymore and bare chest getting muddied in the damp dirt that surrounded me, this was a perfectly understandable reaction. If I wasn't going to get what I wanted immediately, I'd beg and sob until I did. Whatever sky wizard lived in the sky wasn't going to deny his favorite child, right? .. Right?

''Jesus, vhat zhe fuck? Where is zhis guys fashion sense?"

I couldn't help but laugh as the stranger popped into my view, he was wearing the tackiest outfit I had ever seen. And a mask, seriously? I usually didn't like to insult people that hide their face, but goodness. Anyone willing to wear a green suit is either eldery, rich or mentally incapable. I hated all three of these types of people. ''Ja, ja, Blanche, I'm just kidding, darlink. I understand zhat you have a soft little heart beneath zhose soft little breasts." I spoke with a hidden grin, my hand pointing at the man infront of me.

''Mister green suit, if zhat if your real name, after all. You might vant to leave now, ja? As you can see, my partner here doesn't vant you to take the girl, and, me being zhe kind soul I am, don't van't you to eizher."

Clutching my blade tightly, I leant over and stared down at the man, I was much taller than the average person, and this was only made more obvious by my massive claymore that sat on my back, the length of it falling around the length of two meters. ''Eizher you leave here vith vhat little pride you have, or I leave here vith my sword buried in your colon, do ve have an understanding, herr green suit?" I was hoping he'd attack me, to give me an excuse to cut him down where he stood. I was getting hungry.

''Ja, ja. Vhatever bitch. If she vas such a prude I vould have skipped straight to zhe raping."

I crossed my arms over my chest angrily, like an angry child protesting not getting candy. I wasn't above rape, no, I had done it many times. And even more times if you had considered necrophilia rape. But that wasn't important. It wasn't strictly sexual, as much as I wanted to rip holes in her and fuck her, I wanted more. I wanted to be able to hold her, kiss her, eat he-- no, I didn't want to eat her. Not in the consuming sense, at least. I had to charm her somehow, I had to make her mine.

''Uhm..how about zhat..uh, veathe--Vhat zhe fuck?"

I raised a brow as I saw the red-headed girl run out of the house, my long, manly fingers moving to scratching my scalp. God, my hair was beautiful. ''Hey, slow zhe fuck down bitch. Can't you see I'm trying to get some pus-- leg vork in?" I growled at the girl like a dog protecting a bone, but she seemed to be distraught. She was naked for the most part, but her deflated tits and flat ass wouldn't be to my standards anyway; she'd have to settle for someone average.

''Zhey obviously raped her or somezhink, Blanche. Who cares, ja? Do you vant me to go kill zhem or not?"

I licked my lips happily, my hands moving to unclasp my mask if need be. If I was to kill them, at least I'd be able to indulge them with a flash of beauty before the went to hell. Or maybe Blanche would want to fuck me after seeing me all bloodied and beautiful. Only time would tell.