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Oh that’s right their giant paws! Muu hadn’t considered this and his eye grew a bit in surprise as he pondered. But as he received his mission reward he blinked back at the assistant.
” Ahh you have a point. But if paws were a problem can you just imagine penguins? I think we should consider hand feeding them their candy. Wouldn’t you think that’d be a suitable way for them to eat?”

Muu would nod once to emphasize his point and then glance at the missions board. He was in the mood for something with the promise of a bi more challenge then what he had been used to, after all the recent D ranking events a little thrill and sense of possible danger was welcoming.
”Oh and do you mind if I treat this one like a fancy lady?”

The odd boy would ask pointing to another mission. He was on a roll and more active then he’d ever been in the village on his own accord. Better take advantage of him while the iron’s hot otherwise he could go through a weird mood change and vanish for a while into his own little world locked away in his mind. We wouldn’t want that would we?

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[spoiler=Mission Requested] PROTECT THE CILENT!
RANK: C
DESCRIPTION: Ever since Roji Yamamoto made his wealth through slightly more shady means, he hasn't exactly been one of the most favoured people in the public eye. And because of that, each time he steps out of the house, he's bombarded with threats, rotten vegetables and fruit, and has one or twice been almost attacked on the streets. Being wealthy can't buy you popularity all of the time, but it can purchase a bodyguard if only for a temporary time.
OBJECTIVE: Escort Roji throuought Kusa as he does day-to-day things, buy groceries, visit the park and any tasks that require him to leave his home. Protect him from people who might want to hurt him!
PAY: 50 EXP and 1,000 Ryo.

Muu looked back up at the man, who was growing more panicked and frightened by the second. Why was that? Then sweat visibly broke out on his face and Muu just stared, occasionally blinking slowly as he looked on at him with his lazy face and tired eyes.

”Listen… I can explain. I just needed these old bags to loosen up and live a little! Do you know how boring it is, or how degrading to serve people who are about to die and you HAVE to treat them so damn well and they still complain about every little thing… they deserved it!”

Muu blinked again in surprise as the man rambled on and spit out his defense. Still the boy looked lost and as if he were putting two and two together very slowly as the man nearly hyperventilated. In Muu’s pause the man seized the moment and dashed for the door. Then, as if a light flicked on, Muu’s face registered understanding and a grin spread fast like wild fire.

”Oh! So you’re the one responsible. Hey don’t you run away Sweaty Face!”

Seeing the man nearly at the door, Muu grabbed what was in arms reach, a beverage serving try made of wood off the counter and threw it after the man like a discus. It spun rapidly and made a show as it flew and finally struck the man in the back of the head, sending him falling in a heap and stopping motionless just out of the door.

Muu retrieved the bag of whatever substance he supposed was the mystery drug and went to retrieve the man. He used his chakra absorption technique to make sure he was completely docile and took him away. Although eh was sad to be leaving people who acted like him, they’d return to their old boring selves in a matter of time anyway he supposed.

Exit

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Mission End

The Famous Tea House! Once a pleasant little hideaway for the elderly to enjoy some quiet time with one another in it’s temperate and soothing environment has now changed. What was once a soothing atmosphere is now tense and the customers come in at their own risk.

The mission details had told Muu that someone was spiking the tea, causing many of the elderly customers to break out into fits of hysteria, speak in some form of tongues, and even hallucinate acting crazy and going on about things that made no sense. Basically, they sounded like Muu’s kind of people. As he walked into the tiny shop He was immediately hit with the smell of good tea, and the aroma of old people hiding under lavender bushes.

Getting up to the counter where the manager was waiting for him, he observed a kid sitting by some old people, obviously bored and killing time by drawing in a notebook, a glum look on his face and bag sitting next to him, and not far away a group of old women laughing and talking about old people things. Muu looked away and refocused on the manager who seemed to be in a small huff over the recent mountains of paper work he’d been doing.

Honestly the man looked pooped and drained from the recent hysteria outbreaks and upon spotting Muu relief flooded his face.
”Oh thank the lord you’ve arrived! You have no idea how bad it’s been. Please try to take care of this quickly, we never know when another outbreak will begin!”

Muu blinked… At anytime then? These break outs are random?

Just then, an old women came roaring past them, racing for the front door. The problem was she was half naked and striping as she went, a look of utter joy and confusion on her face as she hollered something about the balloons never meeting the Lizard king… then all hell broke loose in the tea shop.

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Mission Start!

TROUBLE AT THE TEA HOUSE!
RANK: D
DESCRIPTION: The tea-house in Kusagakure has been a notable spot for the elder generation to unwind and savour some delicious tea and nibbles. However, despite the soothing music, polite assistants and the beautiful surroundings, as of late a prankster has been tainting the tea and has placed some kind of strange drug in to it. While not being fatal, it causes everyone who consumes the tea to act erratic and hallucinate for a few minutes before going back to normal. With the good name of the tea house at risk, the mischief maker must be caught, as he keeps coming back to do his signature prank, at the digress of the staff!
OBJECTIVE: Track down the person responsible for the tainted tea!
PAY: 25 EXP and 500 Ryo.

Staring at the man for few moments would lead to a few strange blinks, followed by a wide yawn. Muu’s mind was already of the subject of markings or whatever he had been concerned with before and was considering the next thing that had crossed his mind.

”Okay then. I suppose if it’s not too much trouble Muu would like to take of this too.”

He would randomly select something and then start giggling to himself. What did he find so funny? No one would ever know really. He simply caught a case of the giggles as he pointed at his desired missions with an abnormally long and pointed green finger nail.

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Mission Request

TROUBLE AT THE TEA HOUSE!
RANK: D
DESCRIPTION: The tea-house in Kusagakure has been a notable spot for the elder generation to unwind and savour some delicious tea and nibbles. However, despite the soothing music, polite assistants and the beautiful surroundings, as of late a prankster has been tainting the tea and has placed some kind of strange drug in to it. While not being fatal, it causes everyone who consumes the tea to act erratic and hallucinate for a few minutes before going back to normal. With the good name of the tea house at risk, the mischief maker must be caught, as he keeps coming back to do his signature prank, at the digress of the staff!
OBJECTIVE: Track down the person responsible for the tainted tea!
PAY: 25 EXP and 500 Ryo.

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he quickly dropped to his knees and channeled his chakra to his hands, some desperation creeping into his face, although his lazy tired eyes never changed much. He then preformed his Shousen no Jutsu, and the nearly emerald chakra enveloped his hands. Placing his hands just off the cats body in the small crater the chakra flowed the little animal, completely covering it’s body.

After a few moments the cats visibly revered and even began to get up some. But as it began to try to walk away, Muu grabbed the creature with one hand and continue to heal it, holding it in place. When it was struggling with the youth and verbosity it should be Muu stopped healing it, and tossed it high in the air.

The frightened animal panicked and screeched loudly as Muu’s, joy returned jumped and snatched the fuzzy out of the air and began petting it profusiouly. At one point he even rubbed the cat’s fur against his own face and the cat eventually stopped resisting, taking on a glum expression realizing it was fully captured and resistance was futile.

After a good half hour of this the satisfied Muu returned to the women, delivering eh cat back to it’s old, smelly prison of the women’s house and she thanked the little green hard boy as he went on his way. Another satisfied customer and a fuzzy thoroughly petted, Yup, Muu was happy with another one in the bag.

Exit

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Mission End

After meeting with the owner of the fuzzy, an old lady who had a particular stench about her that made Muu wish he didn’t have a nose, he had gathered some information for his desired fuzzy target. He supposedly was an adorable little guy (cat) with light gray shaggy fur and long whiskers. He was an old cat who still had a wild side and a temper to match. Thinking himself all high and mighty and the old lady thought it was just adorable.

But he had a tendency to run off on his own, showing his rebellious side. But Muu saw it as something else. While she gave the house pet human like characteristics, and Muu could understand them as he himself often thought things, even none-living, had them, he saw the cat as a fuzzy with an attitude. A challenge!

He had ventured into the night from that point on, a devilish grin on his face and his half closed eyes hungry for the fuzzy! He had spent hours already, the people walking along the street would often be startled by the sounds of cat screeching and things being knocked around then they’d be privy to an extremely freighted cat and a green haired boy in hot pursuit screaming after it.

”Wait Come Back!! I know you know where Mr. Fluffy face is dammit!”

Chasing cat after cat and attempting to interrogate them as if they could answer with anything more then pained and desperate meows as they attempted to escape the green haired demon. It’d take him hours of investigating different cats, often taking breaks to pet them profusely against their animal wills. With so many fuzzies in the village, this could take a while for Muu, especially with his attention span.

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Mission Begin

FIND MY DARLING FLUFFLES!
RANK: D
DESCRIPTION: A certain wealthy woman in Kusagakure has a problem- It’s nothing too concerning to the village itself, but she believes it to be the worst thing to happen since the shinobi war. Her cat Fluffles has several times ran away from home and has required assistance in order to find him, and it seems that despite after years and years of escaping the family home, Fluffles continues to toy with the poor woman’s emotions and has gone missing once more- Will anything stop this cat?
OBJECTIVE: Find Fluffles and return him to his owner!
PAY: 25 EXP and 500 Ryo