Derp [scrap]

[Hermit]

He was young and fresh in terms of a political sense, however, he time after time overlooked the chaos and corruption that tarried through his very home, and having his guard down he was assassinated during his time of rest. The murderer, hired arms to end the kage's life with a quick kunai across the neck, leaving him for dead instantly.

[Trigga]

And a monkey climbs through the window, eager to rid itself of the sexual urges that plagued its lower body. Seeing the deceased body made him excited and soon he touched the face. This transitioned into four hours of on-and-off sexual actions which left the monkey content as it fled the building and went on about its day.

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